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11-24-2010, 08:25 PM | #1 |
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| lol To Be 6 Again! A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror . On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He p ut her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?' Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!' The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
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11-24-2010, 10:22 PM | #2 |
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| Love it!
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11-25-2010, 01:32 AM | #3 |
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| It is not that an AKC dog is more breed worthy but is the registry that does the most accurate record keeping thats why they should be AKC. Other registries are just alternative registries that arent so choosy about what and how they will register. The dog should still meet the standard to be breed worthy.
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11-25-2010, 05:38 AM | #4 | |
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LOL I think 4:32am was either too early for you....or too late! Which was it
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11-25-2010, 09:12 AM | #5 | |
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11-25-2010, 10:21 PM | #6 | |
and Khloe Mae's too! Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Eastern Washington
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11-25-2010, 10:22 PM | #7 |
and Khloe Mae's too! Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Eastern Washington
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11-27-2010, 01:20 PM | #8 | |
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Uhhh.... Am I the only one that's confused??? Oh and I love love love love the story! So funny!
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11-27-2010, 04:10 PM | #9 |
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| That's funny.
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