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11-11-2010, 03:54 PM | #1 |
YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Knoxville,Tennessee
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| from my mom. HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS BITCH Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. ''Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,'' she replied. Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.'' A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it." Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear.....I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night BEFORE the wedding.'' (NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY?) Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings.... We simply continue to fly ......... on a broomstick..... We are flexible....
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11-11-2010, 04:06 PM | #2 |
Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: FL
Posts: 7,651
| Absolutely LOVE it!
__________________ FlDebra and her ABCs Annie, Ben, Candy Promoting Healthy Breeding to the AKC Yorkshire Terrier Standard |
11-11-2010, 06:40 PM | #3 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Mt. Sinai, New York
Posts: 910
| Great!!!
__________________ Cally Coco & Beckham |
11-11-2010, 06:42 PM | #4 |
threadkillin' 6 pack Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: USA
Posts: 1,242
| Absolutely perfect!!
__________________ lorelei, wife to gerry , momma to bear , baxter ,baby and bug |
11-11-2010, 08:31 PM | #5 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: CA,USA
Posts: 1,623
| Perfect. |
11-11-2010, 08:52 PM | #6 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Maui, Hawaii
Posts: 7,740
| Made my day..... very funny!
__________________ SANDY, MOM TO TIKI , KAYLA , KARLEE , R.I.P. MEIKA |
11-11-2010, 09:20 PM | #7 |
Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Los Angeles, California, USA
Posts: 12,693
| Hilarious! I love the mother's plan. HAHAHA!
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11-15-2010, 11:10 AM | #8 |
Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Alabama
Posts: 11,432
| That is perfect. Sounds just like something I would do. Thanks for the Monday smile! |
11-15-2010, 11:14 AM | #9 |
megan - g Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: South Texas
Posts: 2,324
| Cute! love that mom!
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11-15-2010, 12:09 PM | #11 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: the good 'ol South
Posts: 683
| Love it!
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11-15-2010, 03:01 PM | #12 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Charlotte, NC
Posts: 2,359
| Hahaha cute! Love it!
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11-16-2010, 01:27 PM | #13 |
Izzy's Momma Too! Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Stuart, Florida
Posts: 8,799
| GOOD ONE!!!!
__________________ Tracy, Mom to Izzy and Luna |
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