|
Welcome to the YorkieTalk.com Forums Community - the community for Yorkshire Terriers. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. You will be able to chat with over 35,000 YorkieTalk members, read over 2,000,000 posted discussions, and view more than 15,000 Yorkie photos in the YorkieTalk Photo Gallery after you register. We would love to have you as a member! Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please click here to contact us. |
|
| LinkBack | Thread Tools |
07-26-2010, 11:54 AM | #1 |
Don't Litter Spay&Neuter Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: So Cal
Posts: 9,874
| Ever Wonder... Just ran into this on FB: EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
__________________ |
Welcome Guest! | |
07-26-2010, 12:50 PM | #2 |
Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Quincy, IL
Posts: 3,668
| Why do we drive on parkways & park in driveways? Why are their braille dots on the keypad to a drive-up atm? What do we call a male ladybug?
__________________ Mary JacksonGracieTuckerRosey BentleyAbigayle |
07-26-2010, 12:53 PM | #3 |
Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Quincy, IL
Posts: 3,668
| Found another! Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
__________________ Mary JacksonGracieTuckerRosey BentleyAbigayle |
07-26-2010, 01:01 PM | #4 |
YT Addict Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Las Vegas, NV, USA
Posts: 467
| Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? |
07-28-2010, 05:58 AM | #5 | |
Poppy's Mamma ♥ Donating Member | Quote:
Ever wondered why they put round pizza in a square box?
__________________ Rachael & Poppy | |
07-28-2010, 06:48 AM | #7 |
and Khloe Mae's too! Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Eastern Washington
Posts: 14,732
| These made me laugh!
__________________ |
Bookmarks |
|
|
Thread Tools | |
| |
|
|
SHOP NOW: Amazon :: eBay :: Buy.com :: Newegg :: PetStore :: Petco :: PetSmart