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06-21-2010, 08:40 AM | #1 |
YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Georgia
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| Never Argue With A Woman... One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.The peace and solitude are magnificent. Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.' 'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.For all I know you could start at any moment.I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman. 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden. 'That's true, but you have all the equipment..For all I know you could start at any moment.' 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.[/SIZE]
__________________ Prince, rest in peace. We miss you and love you so much. Last edited by Princes mom; 06-21-2010 at 08:41 AM. |
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06-21-2010, 08:45 AM | #2 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: USA
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| Very Funny!!!!!!
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06-21-2010, 11:51 AM | #3 |
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| Now that was very.....funny!!! Thanks for sharing.
__________________ Rudy, Zoey & Buster's mom (Dawn) Rest In Peace my precious Gracie girl & Lucky buddie Dogster:http://www.dogster.com/dogs/382659 & http://www.dogster.com/dogs/497315 |
06-22-2010, 11:11 AM | #4 |
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__________________ ~ A friend told me I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn. ~ °¨¨¨°ºOº°¨¨¨° Ann | Pfeiffer | Marcel Verdel Purcell | Wylie | Artie °¨¨¨°ºOº°¨¨¨° |
06-22-2010, 01:17 PM | #5 |
YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Massachusetts/Florida
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| That was a good one!
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07-09-2010, 02:29 AM | #8 |
YT Addict Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA
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| Funny! That woman is a very sarcastic! LOL |
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