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05-21-2010, 05:41 AM | #1 |
YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Georgia
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| Cake or Bed... A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now. He looks at her and says angrily, fix the lights now? Does it look like i have energex written on my forehead? I don't think so. Fine, then the wife asks, well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right. To which he replied, fix the fridge door? Does it look like i have westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so. Fine, she says then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break. I'm not a carpenter and i don't want to fix steps he says, does it look like i have bunnings written on my forehead? I don't think so i've had enough of you. I'm going to the pub!!!! So he goes to the pub and drinks for a couple of hours.................................. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home as he walks into the house he notices that the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house , he sees the hall light is working as he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed. Honey, he asks, how'd all this get fixed? She said, well, when you left i sat outside and cried just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and i t old him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all i had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake. He said, so what kind of cake did you bake? She replied, hellooooo.. Do you see sara lee written on my forehead? I don't think so!
__________________ Prince, rest in peace. We miss you and love you so much. Last edited by Princes mom; 05-21-2010 at 05:44 AM. |
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05-21-2010, 07:05 AM | #2 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Where the deer and the antelope play
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| Helllooooooo! LOL, Thanks for the chuckle.
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05-21-2010, 11:03 AM | #3 |
Donating YT Addict Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
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| Love it!!!!!:d |
05-21-2010, 11:12 AM | #4 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: USA
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| Love it!!
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05-21-2010, 11:40 AM | #5 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Northern NJ
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| good one! roflmao
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