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BabyBrizzy · 04-01-2010, 10:24 PM

I think that with the spring coming up, everyone could use a little pick me up from winter. I thought a good and fun new thread would be for everyone to post cute/funny/sweet things kids say so we can all have a smile on our faces!!!

MyPann · 04-02-2010, 10:58 AM

When my little cousin was a year and a half old a raccoon came up to the back glass door. He went up to his mom and said "meoww!" and pulled her over to the door to see his meoww the raccoon sat and mirrored him in the back door for half an hour.

GurleyGirl · 04-02-2010, 11:17 AM

Last year my granddaughter was bugging her mom (my daughter) about wanting a brother or a sister.

I was visiting New York and Coral (my granddaughter) and I were having one of our little talks and she innocently asks me "Are you ever going to have any kids?".

RemydeHaviland · 04-02-2010, 11:41 AM

My nephew is 8. He reads everything and comprehends things way above his level. While in the car he was reading aloud all of the billboards they passed. Of course, they went by one of those "Wait to have S8X" ones... and of course reads it.

So, the inevitable question pops out

Nephew: "Mom, what's s8x?"

(Dad continues to drive, tries to look busy, and is turning bright red...)

Mom: "Well, it's when you have a girlfriend, and you spend a lot of close time together. And you only spend time with her, no other girls any more."

Nephew: "Oh ok"

Mom: "Any more questions?"

Nephew: "No, not since I know I've had s8x"

JeanieK · 04-02-2010, 11:47 AM

My 2 1/2, year old grandson spent the might a few weeks ago. He slept in my bed with me. When he woke up, he looked at me and said "are you Grrammy?" Apparently with my hair in a mess and no makeup I must have resembled Grammy, but he wasn't quite sure.

Cha Cha · 04-02-2010, 11:59 AM

When my dd was 6 we lived in the country. She is blind as a bat without her glasses. In the middle of winter the water line from our house to our lagoon broke. Our basement was heated with a wood stove. (all this is pertinent info, LOL) Well, one morning I hear a shrill of a scream come from the basement where my DD was. I dropped everything and ran down there and stopped cold in my tracks at the top the last stair and to my surprise!

She said.."I thought it was dog poop but it jumped at me when I stepped over it." And right there on the floor in front of the stove, getting warm, all coiled up, was a "MAD!" baby bull snake, who came in through that broken line. It struck at her when she stepped over it. LOL! We love to tease her about it to this day when she is outside. We tell her to watch out for "piles of dog poop that moves!" Mind you, my dog at the time, did not have a habit of pooping in the house..........

jadabug · 04-02-2010, 12:19 PM

We live on a cattle farm and when the boys were little, my oldest loved to walk in the fields and stomp in the mud puddles and cow patties (he was about 4 yrs old) my in-laws thought it was so cute that when you asked him what he was doing he would say stomping in the cow sh!t.

Well needless to say I wasn't too thrilled about him saying a "bad" word. Well it came back to bite my MIL, she took DS to church with her on Sunday morning, he had a little bit of dirt on his shoes and she asked him what he had on his shoes, of course he said in a loud voice cow sh!t....she didn't think it was so cute anymore

sugarmamma · 04-03-2010, 02:30 PM

My DS is 6'6 and has ALWAYS loved food. In fact, when he was 15 we got a second refrigerator and he said it felt like Christmas

One morning he had asked me to make him an egg sandwich. He loved the runny yolks running out the ends

On his way out of the kitchen he said "Mom....just dont forget that I'm "black toast intolerant"!!

I still die laughing over that one

Sookie · 04-03-2010, 02:37 PM

My little nephew just turned three. He asked his mom yesterday, "When is the Easter guy coming?" and his mom said, "Easter GUY, you mean the Easter bunny, don't you?" He looked at her like she was crazy and said, "What? You mean a RABBIT brings us candy?"

JeanieK · 04-03-2010, 02:48 PM

I love reading all these stories, I get a chuckle with each one.

Yorkiedaze · 04-03-2010, 04:41 PM

One Sunday in church after the minister said a prayer and the congregation said amen, my 1 year old son piped up and loudly said M&M. I think he thought that's what everyone said. Everyone in church was laughing.

I had another son that couldn't pronounce a g if it was the first letter of a word till he was probably 7 or 8 years old. One day a neighbor came over to look at a pony we had and I invited her in for iced tea. While we were sitting at the table talking, my son came in, took one look at the really large glass she had and said "what a fat @ss". She jumped up, told me to teach my son some manners and left. I tried very hard to tell her he meant the glass, but she bolted out side so fast.

Zeus08 · 04-03-2010, 08:21 PM

I love these stories!!!

When my daughter was about 3 yrs old we were discussing the fact that my sister was having a baby. I told my son that I wanted to be surprised and wait until he was born to find out what he was. My daughter's eyes light up and she say's "Did you think I was a puppy when I was in your belly?"

I still tease her to this day about this.

brendah · 04-03-2010, 08:33 PM

We had a ROFL moment tonite. My daughter (18) was on a website (looking for showing and handling information) She was almost cussing and instantly got very upset and angry. She found what appeared to be a bunch of classified ads trying to buy and sell kennels and a lot of different breeds.

she said "mom I can not stay quiet, and I know all these puppy mill people are going to hate me" I asked her what website she was on.. she told me so I looked at it, It was a game...LOL almost instantly she says "MOM, don't you dare post this one on YT!"
She was reading this thread with me earlier today

LuvMyPuppE · 04-03-2010, 11:01 PM

i made my 4 and 6 year old stay inside the other day because they had misbehaved the day before.

when my 6 year old got home from school and i reminded her she had to go to her room, she said, "you are just speaking to your inner voice."

WHAT!? (she had asked me what the word conscience meant a few weeks before and i explained it.)

she said, "your conscience is saying, "no, mommy, nooo...don't let your kids go outside."

LuvMyPuppE · 04-03-2010, 11:06 PM

i have another...my daughter is full of it.

yesterday she told me her brother had tried to kill her because he grabbed her neck and almost made her DIE! she was crying her eyes out when she was telling.

she said, sobbing, "he brokeded my heart!"

i was consoling her and she kept talking...."when your heart brokes, you stay in bed for a week and cry. you cry when it rains and when it snows."

i think she was meaning that it takes a long time to get over a broken heart (maybe describing the seasons).

she said she felt her heart jumping around because it was broken in pieces and that's why she felt it moving around.

she was really crying tears and barely breathing the whole time she was saying this. i said, how do you know about a broken heart? she said she saw a lady whose husband left her on a movie we watched and her heart was broken.

04-01-2010, 10:24 PM	#1
BabyBrizzy BANNED! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Taylorsville, UT USA Posts: 372	Things Kids Say! I think that with the spring coming up, everyone could use a little pick me up from winter. I thought a good and fun new thread would be for everyone to post cute/funny/sweet things kids say so we can all have a smile on our faces!!!

04-02-2010, 11:17 AM	#3
GurleyGirl YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Scott City, Missouri Posts: 1,879	Last year my granddaughter was bugging her mom (my daughter) about wanting a brother or a sister. I was visiting New York and Coral (my granddaughter) and I were having one of our little talks and she innocently asks me "Are you ever going to have any kids?". __________________ Joanne Gurley's Yorkies

04-02-2010, 11:41 AM	#4
RemydeHaviland Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Lake Winnipesaukee, New Hampshire Posts: 640	My nephew is 8. He reads everything and comprehends things way above his level. While in the car he was reading aloud all of the billboards they passed. Of course, they went by one of those "Wait to have S8X" ones... and of course reads it. So, the inevitable question pops out Nephew: "Mom, what's s8x?" (Dad continues to drive, tries to look busy, and is turning bright red...) Mom: "Well, it's when you have a girlfriend, and you spend a lot of close time together. And you only spend time with her, no other girls any more." Nephew: "Oh ok" Mom: "Any more questions?" Nephew: "No, not since I know I've had s8x" __________________ Susanne and Remy

04-02-2010, 11:59 AM	#6
Cha Cha Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Where the deer and the antelope play Posts: 7,069	When my dd was 6 we lived in the country. She is blind as a bat without her glasses. In the middle of winter the water line from our house to our lagoon broke. Our basement was heated with a wood stove. (all this is pertinent info, LOL) Well, one morning I hear a shrill of a scream come from the basement where my DD was. I dropped everything and ran down there and stopped cold in my tracks at the top the last stair and to my surprise! She said.."I thought it was dog poop but it jumped at me when I stepped over it." And right there on the floor in front of the stove, getting warm, all coiled up, was a "MAD!" baby bull snake, who came in through that broken line. It struck at her when she stepped over it. LOL! We love to tease her about it to this day when she is outside. We tell her to watch out for "piles of dog poop that moves!" Mind you, my dog at the time, did not have a habit of pooping in the house.......... __________________ Shelly and the girls Moka Mylee

04-02-2010, 12:19 PM	#7
jadabug Jada + Bogie = ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Mayberry AKA smalltown usa Posts: 24,078	We live on a cattle farm and when the boys were little, my oldest loved to walk in the fields and stomp in the mud puddles and cow patties (he was about 4 yrs old) my in-laws thought it was so cute that when you asked him what he was doing he would say stomping in the cow sh!t. Well needless to say I wasn't too thrilled about him saying a "bad" word. Well it came back to bite my MIL, she took DS to church with her on Sunday morning, he had a little bit of dirt on his shoes and she asked him what he had on his shoes, of course he said in a loud voice cow sh!t....she didn't think it was so cute anymore __________________ Michelle, Jada and Bogie

04-02-2010, 10:58 AM	#2
MyPann Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 883	When my little cousin was a year and a half old a raccoon came up to the back glass door. He went up to his mom and said "meoww!" and pulled her over to the door to see his meoww the raccoon sat and mirrored him in the back door for half an hour.

04-02-2010, 11:47 AM	#5
JeanieK Donating YT 12K Club Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Council Bluffs Iowa Posts: 12,552	My 2 1/2, year old grandson spent the might a few weeks ago. He slept in my bed with me. When he woke up, he looked at me and said "are you Grrammy?" Apparently with my hair in a mess and no makeup I must have resembled Grammy, but he wasn't quite sure.

04-03-2010, 02:30 PM	#8
sugarmamma Donating YT 18K Club Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Yorkie Zoo Posts: 34,152	My DS is 6'6 and has ALWAYS loved food. In fact, when he was 15 we got a second refrigerator and he said it felt like Christmas One morning he had asked me to make him an egg sandwich. He loved the runny yolks running out the ends On his way out of the kitchen he said "Mom....just dont forget that I'm "black toast intolerant"!! I still die laughing over that one __________________ Lisa, Mom to Curri Bee Vindi Loo Tikka Masala Sugar Baby

04-03-2010, 02:37 PM	#9
Sookie My Four Sweet Babies Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: South Jersey near Philadelphia Posts: 5,452	My little nephew just turned three. He asked his mom yesterday, "When is the Easter guy coming?" and his mom said, "Easter GUY, you mean the Easter bunny, don't you?" He looked at her like she was crazy and said, "What? You mean a RABBIT brings us candy?" __________________ I LOVE MY BABIES

04-03-2010, 02:48 PM	#10
JeanieK Donating YT 12K Club Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Council Bluffs Iowa Posts: 12,552	I love reading all these stories, I get a chuckle with each one.

04-03-2010, 04:41 PM	#11
Yorkiedaze My hairy-legged girls Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: lompoc, ca. Posts: 12,228	One Sunday in church after the minister said a prayer and the congregation said amen, my 1 year old son piped up and loudly said M&M. I think he thought that's what everyone said. Everyone in church was laughing. I had another son that couldn't pronounce a g if it was the first letter of a word till he was probably 7 or 8 years old. One day a neighbor came over to look at a pony we had and I invited her in for iced tea. While we were sitting at the table talking, my son came in, took one look at the really large glass she had and said "what a fat @ss". She jumped up, told me to teach my son some manners and left. I tried very hard to tell her he meant the glass, but she bolted out side so fast. __________________ AZRAEL RAZAEL JILLI ANN

04-03-2010, 08:21 PM	#12
Zeus08 YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Sahuarita, Arizona Posts: 992	I love these stories!!! When my daughter was about 3 yrs old we were discussing the fact that my sister was having a baby. I told my son that I wanted to be surprised and wait until he was born to find out what he was. My daughter's eyes light up and she say's "Did you think I was a puppy when I was in your belly?" I still tease her to this day about this.

04-03-2010, 08:33 PM	#13
brendah Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: western KS Posts: 1,320	We had a ROFL moment tonite. My daughter (18) was on a website (looking for showing and handling information) She was almost cussing and instantly got very upset and angry. She found what appeared to be a bunch of classified ads trying to buy and sell kennels and a lot of different breeds. she said "mom I can not stay quiet, and I know all these puppy mill people are going to hate me" I asked her what website she was on.. she told me so I looked at it, It was a game...LOL almost instantly she says "MOM, don't you dare post this one on YT!" She was reading this thread with me earlier today

04-03-2010, 11:01 PM	#14
LuvMyPuppE Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: TN Posts: 200	i made my 4 and 6 year old stay inside the other day because they had misbehaved the day before. when my 6 year old got home from school and i reminded her she had to go to her room, she said, "you are just speaking to your inner voice." WHAT!? (she had asked me what the word conscience meant a few weeks before and i explained it.) she said, "your conscience is saying, "no, mommy, nooo...don't let your kids go outside."

04-03-2010, 11:06 PM	#15
LuvMyPuppE Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: TN Posts: 200	i have another...my daughter is full of it. yesterday she told me her brother had tried to kill her because he grabbed her neck and almost made her DIE! she was crying her eyes out when she was telling. she said, sobbing, "he brokeded my heart!" i was consoling her and she kept talking...."when your heart brokes, you stay in bed for a week and cry. you cry when it rains and when it snows." i think she was meaning that it takes a long time to get over a broken heart (maybe describing the seasons). she said she felt her heart jumping around because it was broken in pieces and that's why she felt it moving around. she was really crying tears and barely breathing the whole time she was saying this. i said, how do you know about a broken heart? she said she saw a lady whose husband left her on a movie we watched and her heart was broken.