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10-03-2005, 04:59 PM | #1 |
YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: seaside,ca
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| a little humor.....about mom's enjoy!!!!......1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. George Bernard Shaw
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10-03-2005, 05:36 PM | #2 |
Donating YT 7000 Club Member | ROFLMAO!!!!! too funny!!! "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you." i get that one from my mom AT LEAST once a day!!! i'm cracking up here!! thanks for the laugh!!!
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10-03-2005, 05:45 PM | #3 |
Mom loves Gucci Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New York City
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| Oh my gosh that was too funny. A ride thru memory lane, lol. I heard most of those. Thanks for the laugh. |
10-03-2005, 05:55 PM | #4 |
Stewie Rox the Sox Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chicago
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| This was so funny! LOL. I am going to e-mail it to my mom. She was famous for saying "if you hurt yourself, you'd better call your father at work cuz I'm not taking you to the hospital!!"
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10-03-2005, 05:57 PM | #5 |
YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: seaside,ca
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| hehe glad you guys enjoyed it, boy is it true or what?
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10-03-2005, 06:15 PM | #6 |
Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Charlotte
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| Yes it is true!!! You have to have kids to really appreciate that one! So cute
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10-03-2005, 06:16 PM | #7 |
My Precious Pup Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: New York City
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| Jess I've probably said 18 of those to my son!!! A great laugh for all who read. |
10-03-2005, 09:01 PM | #9 |
Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Gilbert, Arizona
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| I have heard every one of the things on the list and what's even scarier is I have said every one of those things to my own children. LOVE IT!!!
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10-03-2005, 09:12 PM | #10 |
YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Rialto CA
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| Oh no I just realized,,,,, I'm turning into my mother! NNNNOOOOO!!!!!!!! She used to tall me alot of those,,, and I hate to admit it, but I have used a few of those on my own kids.
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10-03-2005, 09:26 PM | #11 |
Mom loves Gucci Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New York City
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| Monica, guess what, I have too. I showed this to my son and he was like " mom you have tell me that before". Of course I was on denial. |
10-03-2005, 09:33 PM | #12 |
YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Rialto CA
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| One that was left out that I always use. Good grooming,,,,,, "Do you want to go to the restroom? That's where we are going if you don't cut it out!" My kids know that one all too well and Cherish is learining real quick!
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10-03-2005, 10:16 PM | #13 |
No Longer a Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: California
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| I really got a kick out of this. It so true.I love it. Thanks for sharing. |
10-04-2005, 04:38 AM | #14 |
YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Eastern PA
Posts: 2,484
| OH, Thanks for that one! Classic. When my oldest landed himself in the hospital (again) last summer, one of my first comments was, "Did you think I didn't have enough gray hair already?". |
10-04-2005, 07:35 AM | #15 |
Gina, (Lexi's Mommy) Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: LONG ISLAND,NY
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| that was real funny, i just loved it.. im still laughing... its so true. mom used to say the same things to me...still laughing.. thanks for sharing..
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