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09-17-2005, 08:20 AM | #1 |
I Love My FurBaby! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Michigan
Posts: 1,195
| Really Broke When........ I thought I would share a few laughs with everyone American Express calls and says, "Leave home without it!" Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln. Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. Your bologna has no first name. You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice. Sally Struthers sends you food. McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments. On Thanksgiving your dad would bring home a picture of a thanksgiving meal. At communion you go back for seconds. You wash your toilet paper. You have to save up to be poor. You're in college. You are sterilizing your urine for reconsumption. Your imaginary friend has more money than you. You owe yourself money.
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09-17-2005, 12:00 PM | #2 |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | haha - I'm that last one for REAL !!! |
09-17-2005, 09:42 PM | #3 |
BANNED! Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 8,246
| Those are great!! |
09-18-2005, 10:46 AM | #4 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: New Jersey
Posts: 3,437
| My brother always says "I'm so broke, I can't pay attention!"
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09-18-2005, 08:36 PM | #5 |
Gus Is The Fuss Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: New Jersey
Posts: 2,277
| Those are good - I like the first one.
__________________ Erin & Gus Gus You lost me at stay! "He is a good heart and a kind soul, and an angel on four feet." MW |
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