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01-16-2009, 06:10 PM | #1 |
Love my Boys Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: w/ my boys
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| Are you a Butter Bean or a Moon Pie or..... I can't help it I thought this was so funny.... Apparently Moon Pies are trouble for a few people..... What's Your Southern Sign? Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are to ever fully understand all the star signs and the people they represent, we need symbols that all true Southerners understand. OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay away from Moon Pies. CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A Chitlin, however, can make something of himself if he's motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra. BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it. MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20) You're the type that spends a lot of time on the front porch. It's a cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big and round are the key words here. You should marry anybody who you can get remotely interested in the idea. It's not going to be easy. This might be the year to think about aerobics. Maybe not. POSSUM (April 21 - May 21) When confronted with life's difficulties, possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people actually think you're dead. This strategy is probably not psychologically healthy but seems to work for you. One day, however, it won't work, and you may find your problems actually running you over. CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an office, you're always hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, and the bathtub to the living room. You tend not to be particularly attractive physically, but you have very, very good heads. COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in the "melting pot" of life and share their essence with the essence of those around them. Collards make good social workers, psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache. CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart, although one's whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You Catfish are never easy people to understand. You prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear surface of life. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies. GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel though, so maybe you should think about joining a club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese, gravy, bacon, butter, or eggs. If you can go somewhere where they have all these things, that serves you well. BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best, your friends and loved ones, may find that your personality is much too salty, and their criticism will probably affect you deeply because you are really much softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you. BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22) Always invite a Butter Bean to a party because Butter Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be proud. You've grown on the vine of life, and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you, too, shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies. ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you are actually quite gentle. A good evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms, and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned with anything about today. You're almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but Possum is another somewhat kinky mating possibility.
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01-16-2009, 08:15 PM | #2 | |
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ETA: I love crawfish too!
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01-16-2009, 10:30 PM | #3 |
Love my Boys Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: w/ my boys
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| Now that made me laugh Kyle! ......Frankly I was a little insulted with mine too when it said, Nobody in their right mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it.....
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01-16-2009, 10:42 PM | #4 |
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| Well looky there. I'm a catfish and my dh is a chitlin...It was destiny Then we went and had a Boll weevil ( who I guess will never marry ) , another chitlin , and a Butterbean.
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01-17-2009, 03:27 AM | #5 |
I Love My Yorkies Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Indianapolis, Indiana
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| Im a moon pie!
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01-17-2009, 08:30 AM | #6 |
Kyle Plus 3 Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Washington, DC
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| Aren't they offensive? I'm still trying to figure out what "but you have very, very good heads." means.
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01-17-2009, 08:34 AM | #7 |
YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Pennsauken , NJ
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| I'm a butter bean.
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01-17-2009, 08:38 AM | #8 | |
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I like my husband's: BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best, your friends and loved ones, may find that your personality is much too salty, and their criticism will probably affect you deeply because you are really much softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you. I love boiled peanuts! My daughter is a butter bean which also sounds good. I'm going to call her butter bean all day now.
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01-17-2009, 08:39 AM | #9 |
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| Kyle, oh my!
__________________ "If you have men who will exclude any of God’s creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men." — St. Francis of Assisi, 1181-1226 |
01-17-2009, 08:40 AM | #10 |
Love my Boys Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: w/ my boys
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| LOL!...I saw that too..... and why is heads plural!..
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01-17-2009, 09:24 AM | #11 |
Kyle Plus 3 Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Washington, DC
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| I could say something about heads but I'm sure it'd be too dirty for YT. I'm sure you know what it is though.
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01-17-2009, 09:26 AM | #12 |
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| At least it was complementary (quite specific though).
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01-17-2009, 10:31 AM | #13 |
Piper & Sebastian Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: florida
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| I'm a little butter bean.
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01-17-2009, 10:39 AM | #14 |
Love my Boys Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: w/ my boys
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| Uh oh!...It says you better stay away from Chachi! lol
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01-17-2009, 02:24 PM | #15 | |
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