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12-31-2008, 09:41 AM | #1 |
Just me 'n my boys Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Murphy, TX
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| Flat Tire Subject: Flat tire... Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I ease my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully, get out of the car and open the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.. To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn 't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me. He gets out of his car and starts walking toward me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! "What's going on here?" "My car has a flat tire," I said calmly. "Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?" I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Hellooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"
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12-31-2008, 09:50 AM | #2 |
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12-31-2008, 10:36 AM | #3 |
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| oh my god!! that was great!! Ha hahaha!!
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12-31-2008, 11:41 AM | #4 |
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| Good one!!
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12-31-2008, 01:25 PM | #5 |
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12-31-2008, 04:08 PM | #6 |
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| Omg! That is hilarious!
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12-31-2008, 04:24 PM | #7 |
Ben's Mommy Donating Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: New York
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| Lol! That was too cute!
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12-31-2008, 04:44 PM | #8 |
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| LMAO... good one!
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12-31-2008, 05:29 PM | #9 |
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