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08-19-2005, 02:28 PM | #1 |
YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Effingham, Illinois
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| This is funny! Enjoy! New Medication For Women: D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- St. M O M M A'S W O R T Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- P E P T O B I M B O Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- D U M B E R O L When taken with PEPTOBIMBO, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- F L I P I T O R Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- M E N I C I L L I N Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person . Can we get naked now?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- B U Y A G R A Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- J A C K A S S P I R I N Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, etc. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators, on airplanes or anywhere else. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- N A G A M E T When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.
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08-19-2005, 06:52 PM | #2 |
YT Addict Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: SE Kansas
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| That was funny. Thanks I needed a laugh tonight, it's been a rough day.
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08-19-2005, 07:23 PM | #3 |
Proud of my Sully! Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: beautiful CHARLESTON, S.C.
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| Those are great! I'm going to copy and paste this and email it to my mom, aunt and grandmother! They'll love it too!
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08-19-2005, 07:56 PM | #4 |
BANNED! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Janesville WI
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| Those were good. Thanks |
08-19-2005, 07:56 PM | #5 |
Boppin' Bo! Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Indiana
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| Where can I get a prescription for Nagamet?? I need a rest but he doesn't, G&G!!!
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