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10-13-2008, 01:19 PM | #1 |
Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: USA
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| Pun Intended My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job. Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting. I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it. Then I tried to be a chef--figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme. Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard. My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy. I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patients. Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in. I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income. Thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining. I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes but I was fired because I wasn't up to it. So then I got a job in a gymnasium (work-out-center), but they said I wasn't fit for the job. Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking. After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it. My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind. |
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10-13-2008, 01:42 PM | #2 |
and Bernie's mom too!" Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Pennsylvania
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| Cute! Thanks for sharing!
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10-13-2008, 05:23 PM | #3 |
Tiny Dog Big Heart Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Texas
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| That's funny!! I love puns!
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10-14-2008, 04:28 PM | #4 |
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| I loved reading this! Thanks!
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10-16-2008, 07:03 AM | #5 |
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| BTW- I didn't write this. I found it online and thought it was funny. |
10-16-2008, 07:13 AM | #6 |
♥Sapphire♥ Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: PA, USA
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| Cute. Thanks for sharing.
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