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10-01-2008, 01:33 PM | #1 |
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| Walking the dog - JOKE A little girl asked her MOM, 'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Mom replies , 'No, because she is in heat.' 'What's that mean?' asked the child. 'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.' The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.' Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said, 'OK, you can go now, but t keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block.' The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?' ( YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!! !! ) The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.'
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10-01-2008, 01:47 PM | #2 |
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| HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH
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10-01-2008, 02:37 PM | #3 |
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10-01-2008, 02:59 PM | #4 |
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10-01-2008, 03:02 PM | #5 |
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| haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha. I flipped out when I read that, Thank you so much for posting, I love to have a good laugh at least once a day, and you did it!
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10-01-2008, 03:09 PM | #6 |
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| ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.........i laughed so hard that now i have a head ache....too too funny!!!!!
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10-02-2008, 05:37 PM | #7 |
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| Choking here, OMG, that's too funny!!!
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10-02-2008, 06:11 PM | #8 |
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| Haha! Uh-oh, Dad's gonna be in trouble when Mom finds out!
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10-02-2008, 06:47 PM | #9 |
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| LOL That's a good one! Needed a laugh watching this game.....
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10-03-2008, 04:16 AM | #10 |
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| OMG that is too funny!!!
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