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10-01-2008, 09:12 AM | #1 |
Just me 'n my boys Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Murphy, TX
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| Redneck Welfare Mom - JOKE disclaimer: This is a joke, some will find funny, some may not. It is not intended to offend anyone nor directed at anyone. A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. > > "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "are they all yours?" > > "Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that > question a thousand times before. > > She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find seats. > > "Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. > I'll need all your children's names." > > 'This one's my oldest; he is Leroy" > > "OK, and who's next?" > > "Well, this one, he is Leroy, also." > > The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through > the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. > > Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy! > > "All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they > ALL named Leroy?" > > Their momma replied, "Well, yes-it makes it easier… When it's time to > get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when > it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes a > runnin'. An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, > I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I > ever had, namin' them all Leroy." > > The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her > forehead and says tentatively, > > "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?" > > "Then I call them by their last names"
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10-01-2008, 09:47 AM | #2 |
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| LOL thanks for the laugh. |
10-01-2008, 09:48 AM | #3 |
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| I am offended! LOL, totally kidding. Your disclaimer cracked me up.
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10-01-2008, 10:16 AM | #4 |
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| Hahahaha!!!!
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10-01-2008, 10:34 AM | #5 |
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| I have 3 children all by different fathers and I do not find this funny! so what it took 3 tries to find the right man!!! LMAO just kidding it was funny
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10-01-2008, 11:08 AM | #6 |
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10-01-2008, 11:27 AM | #7 |
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| too funny!! sad you had to put a disclaimer but that was funny too!
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10-01-2008, 03:28 PM | #8 |
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| you are on the roll today, aren't you what did you had for breakfast? because I want some of that |
10-01-2008, 04:58 PM | #9 |
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| lmao!! that was too funny
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10-01-2008, 05:01 PM | #10 | |
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10-01-2008, 06:28 PM | #11 |
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| i know people that way if you or any one you know has ever worked in a hospital its common. i laughed myself to death because i can see that happening! great post im forwarding this to friends.
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10-01-2008, 06:38 PM | #12 |
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| Soooooooo funny! Please keep posting more jokes in the future. I need that laugh!!
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10-01-2008, 06:41 PM | #13 |
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| That's hilarious - thanks!
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