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08-06-2008, 12:34 PM | #1 |
Just me 'n my boys Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Murphy, TX
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| Getting Old OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ''Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. 'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. 'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too. First with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing' it between her knees, but still nothing.' The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?' The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'
__________________ "Be kinder than necessary, for everyone is fighting some kind of battle." Alphy 's Roxy |
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08-06-2008, 01:04 PM | #3 |
Slave to Princess Chloe Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: NJ
Posts: 1,258
| Thanks for sharing!! |
08-06-2008, 05:02 PM | #4 |
Elvis+Honey=My Heart Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: North Georgia
Posts: 746
| Well that one had me going! Ha
__________________ Honey Willow, Pure and Sweet as Nectar Elvis Kisses Lift Me Higher & He Lights My Morning Sky Del Mom to Elvis and Honey Willow |
08-06-2008, 05:12 PM | #5 |
♥ Chip ♥ Smokey ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Leesburg
Posts: 3,835
| That was great!
__________________ ~*~ Chip ~*~ Smokey ~*~ My heart is wrapped around their little paws Karley Marissa born 1/20/12 weighing 8 lbs 11 oz and 21.5 inches long |
08-07-2008, 07:27 AM | #6 |
Rosi & Poli's Mom Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Washington State
Posts: 5,428
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08-07-2008, 08:29 AM | #7 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: A little town south of Chicago
Posts: 4,525
| Good one! |
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