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07-27-2008, 12:24 AM | #1 |
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| Big Boo Boo... Ok, so today my Dh says he's going to prune some shrubs in the yard. Meanwhile I'm inside vacumming etc. My DH comes in the house and says: DH: "I'm going to the dump. Me: Why??? DH: Because I have to take the tree I cut down to get rid of it.. Me: What tree DH: You know the one one the side of the house that you hate Me: I don't now what one you are talking about DH: You know...the one you hate Me: OK...show me.. I look out the window, of course, thinking the worst. OK, I see some I thought he would cut down...don"t see anything that alarmed me....then we go outside to look...... Me: OOOOOHHHHH, S**t.....that's not me tree, that's Martha's tree...(Martha is our neighbor) DH: Very sheepish and petrified look...all rolled into one...(is that possible???) Me: I think you better go talk to Martha DH: I guess I better ...Ok, now he's been gone for about 10 or 15 minutes and I'm figuring my neighbor has killed him. He returns home....rest of story.... DH: I'm so sorry, I accidently cut down your tree. Martha: OH NO, what tree? DH: the one on the side of the house ....Martha steps outside and looks. She was thinking the worst, but as she looks down the side of the house she realizes what tree it was.......... Martha: OH, thank you I always hated that tree and was going to have my gardenrer cut it down.... DHIn his mind.....WHEW!!!) Me: YOU ARE SOOO LUCKY...and you are not allowed to do any more pruning without wife supervision. THE END.....
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07-27-2008, 12:27 AM | #2 |
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| Oh my gosh! So funny! It is amazing that it turned out so well. It could have been awful if she just 'loved that tree'. |
07-27-2008, 08:08 AM | #3 |
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| Isn't that the truth? I was afraid she would be very upset, but am relieved it turned out this way.
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07-27-2008, 08:09 AM | #4 |
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| That is so funny he lucked out this time
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07-27-2008, 08:17 AM | #5 |
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| Thank you for the chuckle this morning. I truly needed it. All's well that ends well. I agree, hubby needs wife supervision while pruning. |
07-27-2008, 08:24 AM | #6 |
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07-27-2008, 08:26 AM | #7 |
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| Wow, he got lucky with that one! LOL... I'd send her a joke invoice.
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07-27-2008, 08:27 AM | #8 |
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| Husband dictionary In the Husband dictionary see: 1) "prune shrubs" = CUT DOWN TREES
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07-27-2008, 08:59 AM | #9 |
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| Darn...is that the problem? I didn't know they had their own dictionary!!
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07-27-2008, 09:01 AM | #10 |
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| That's not a bad idea...after all she was going to have her gardener remove it. Not only did DH not charge for labor, but he had to pay to take the remains to the dump!!!!!
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07-27-2008, 09:34 AM | #11 |
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| Thanks for the laugh! I bet his heart was racing as he was going up to her door!
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07-27-2008, 09:55 AM | #12 |
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| That's funny! I bet DH was petrified going over to confess to the neighbor. Glad it worked out!
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07-27-2008, 11:17 AM | #13 |
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| I'm sure it was...I thought for sure she'd kill him!! And you should have seen the look on DH face when I informed him it WAS NOT our tree....priceless!!!
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07-28-2008, 10:43 AM | #15 |
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| Or better yet, maybe confiscate the reciprocal saws or anything sharp.
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