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JPop & Taz 2 · 06-20-2008, 01:19 PM

On the first day, God created the dog and said:

'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:

'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'

The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That' s a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:

'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer 's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'

The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created humans and said:

'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you tw enty years.'

But the human said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.

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RebelBelle · 06-20-2008, 01:54 PM

LOL How cute!

RoxyJosMom · 06-20-2008, 01:57 PM

That's so cute!

nikkinack · 06-20-2008, 08:38 PM

LOL this is so cute

jenbermu · 06-20-2008, 08:47 PM

Lol...this is so cute but true...

silyjillie · 06-20-2008, 09:56 PM

thats really cute! lol

06-20-2008, 01:19 PM	#1
JPop & Taz 2 Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: LA Posts: 652	"Life" cute!! On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.' The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That' s a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?' And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said: 'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer 's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.' The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?' And God agreed again. On the fourth day, God created humans and said: 'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you tw enty years.' But the human said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?' 'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.' So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service. = __________________ Linda, owned by JPop, Taz, TJ, Halo, and my "Lil Deuce Coupe"

06-20-2008, 01:54 PM	#2
RebelBelle Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Madison, MS Posts: 1,619	LOL How cute! __________________ Misty & Jamie Can't wait to meet you at....the 2009 YorkieTalk Meetup in Alexandria!

06-20-2008, 01:57 PM	#3
RoxyJosMom Love The Verminator! Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: PA Posts: 4,087	That's so cute! __________________ Roxy loves Alphy Remi loves Millie Mom to RoxyJo & Remington , Fozzy Bear & Chloe , Cosmo T. & Juju B. Bird, Hank & Nosee

06-20-2008, 08:38 PM	#4
nikkinack YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Mid Michigan Posts: 1,434	LOL this is so cute __________________ Member of Petite Pups United and Spoiled Rotten Club Proud member of the CrAzYcLuB

06-20-2008, 08:47 PM	#5
jenbermu Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: May 2006 Location: california Posts: 482	Lol...this is so cute but true... __________________ Im Jenn , Hershey's and Kisses Mommy .. R.I.P My little Angels Mommy and I will FOREVER Miss you so much.We would have love to see you grow but someone else upthere needed you both more...

06-20-2008, 09:56 PM	#6
silyjillie YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Delray Beach, FL Posts: 998	thats really cute! lol __________________ Jill, Meeko's Mom OBAMA 08 Keep your coins, I want CHANGE!