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04-17-2008, 09:50 AM | #1 |
Gina, (Lexi's Mommy) Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: LONG ISLAND,NY
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| anyone have some real funny joke i could use a good laugh right now
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04-17-2008, 09:54 AM | #2 |
No Longer A Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NEW YORK
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| Compared with Gasoline...... Think a gallon of gas is expensive? This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective. Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 .......... $10.32 per gallon Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 .........$9.52 per gallon Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ...............$10.17 per gallon Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 ............$10.00 per gallon Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 .............$33.60 per gallon Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 ...........$178.13 per gallon Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 ...........$123.20 per gallon Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ...................$25.42 per gallon Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 ......................$84.48 per gallon And this is the REAL KICKER... Evian water 9 oz $1.49..........$21.19 per gallon! $21.19 for WATER and the buyers don't even know the source. (Evian spelled backwards is Naive.) Ever wonder why printers are so cheap? So they have you hooked for the ink. Someone calculated the cost of the ink at.....you won't believe it.....but it is true.....$5,200 a gal. (five thousand two hundred dollars) So, the next time you're at the pump, Be glad your car doesn 't run on Water, Scope, or Whiteout, Pepto Bismol, Nyquil or God forbid, Printer Ink!!! Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the pump... And - If you don't pass this along to at least one person, Your muffler will fall off!! Hope this does it for you Gina. |
04-17-2008, 10:01 AM | #3 |
Gina, (Lexi's Mommy) Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: LONG ISLAND,NY
Posts: 10,455
| thank you carol... but need some more...i need to crack up right now
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04-17-2008, 10:06 AM | #4 |
No Longer A Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NEW YORK
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| I have a great one's but it has some language I can't use here. Sorry.. I;ll pm you with one. |
04-17-2008, 10:18 AM | #5 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida
Posts: 3,436
| UGH Oh...Gina you okay? You having a bad day?
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04-17-2008, 10:29 AM | #6 |
Lovin' the Cali kisses! Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Lawrenceville, Georgia
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| What are the two sexiest animals on the farm? (you have to say this outloud all together..) BrownChickenBrownCow
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04-17-2008, 10:30 AM | #7 |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | You ok Gina ???? here you go - someone posted this and I thought it was great - HOW TO TELL YOU ARE MARRIED Three women, one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: "The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long." The mistress: "Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didnšt say a word, but we had wild sex all night." The married woman: "I sent the kids to stay at my motheršs house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'" |
04-17-2008, 10:34 AM | #8 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: NJ
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| V that IS hillarious! ok, I don't get the brown chicken one....I'm sitting here saying it over and over?
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04-17-2008, 10:34 AM | #9 |
Gina, (Lexi's Mommy) Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: LONG ISLAND,NY
Posts: 10,455
| thanks my friends, was just feeling alittle under the weather today. i guess stressed out, but carol your killing me with those jokes your sending me,, im cracking up at my desk all by myself..
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04-17-2008, 10:35 AM | #10 | |
No Longer A Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NEW YORK
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LOL I e-mailed her some. I think she's glued to her work computer | |
04-17-2008, 10:37 AM | #11 |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | way to go Carol - here Gina - http://www.yorkietalk.com/forums/off...-my-mouth.html TRUE STORY in case you didn't see it - |
04-17-2008, 10:38 AM | #12 | |
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Okay Gina - at least this should make you laugh...I just made myself sound like a PERVERT!!!
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04-17-2008, 10:40 AM | #13 |
Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: South Carolina
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| I agree...on both counts
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04-17-2008, 10:45 AM | #14 |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | I'm still stuck on brownchickenbrowncow and that's WITH directions now I feel like a priss I don't get it and I want to !!! |
04-17-2008, 10:51 AM | #15 |
YT Addict Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: NJ
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| I think like " bow-chicka-wow-wow"...you know how people say that when people walk by? haha i think thats what it is
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