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03-30-2008, 01:15 PM | #1 |
YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Franklin, TN
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| best "out of office" automatic email replies I got this in an email today and thought it was funny 1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood. 2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all. 3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team. 4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received. 5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message. 6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see who did this over and over and over...) 7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks. 8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response. 9. I've run away to join a different circus. 10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Lucille' instead of Cliff..
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03-30-2008, 01:19 PM | #2 |
Mojo, LilyGrace & Me Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: cuddling with my babies<3
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| Those were great!
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03-30-2008, 01:25 PM | #3 |
2 Pups=Double Trouble! Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Iowa
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| OMG NICE! I have my out of office on a lot...and I would LOVE to use one of those!
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03-30-2008, 06:22 PM | #4 |
Donating YT 7000 Club Member | LOLOLOLOLOL!!! I howled at those. Too funny! I think my faves are 3 and 10.
__________________ Megan "I have my dreams, I have made plans." - The Pirate Queen All Gave Some; Some Gave All |
03-30-2008, 06:26 PM | #5 | |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Illinois
Posts: 4,139
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Me too. Wish I had the nerve!
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03-30-2008, 06:31 PM | #6 |
Just me 'n my boys Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Murphy, TX
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| OH I wish my out of office worked on my outlook at work. For whatever reason we don't have it. I'd list them all and just say pick one.
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03-30-2008, 06:34 PM | #7 |
Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Cushing, Oklahoma
Posts: 157
| OMG! This is too funny! Number six is great, going to try it out!
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03-30-2008, 06:38 PM | #8 |
Kodi & Pixie 2 Donating Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: NEBRASKA
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| LOL That is so so Funny.. I love your OT Threads Mandee |
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