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07-21-2005, 03:38 PM | #1 |
Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Michigan
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| Smile for the day ... enjoy 25 things you should have learned by middle age.... 1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 4. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat. 5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. 10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. 12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good. 13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. 14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. 15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes. 16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. 17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. 18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. 19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it. 20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. 21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. 22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. 23. Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator. 24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. 25. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before |
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07-21-2005, 04:43 PM | #2 |
No Longer a Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: California
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| Great Quotes That was nice of you to have posted this for everyone to feel familier with. Thanks I enjoyed it. |
07-21-2005, 05:02 PM | #3 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: NJ
Posts: 4,021
| cute. thanks for the laugh
__________________ Teri Owned by and completely devoted to Tucker... Maddie, we will always love you Bandit, you are always in my heart Proud Member SSLS |
07-21-2005, 05:44 PM | #4 |
Donating YT 7000 Club Member | THAT WAS ADORABLE!!!!!!! and i'm not even middle aged (hehehe) ****evil laugh**** thanks for the laugh!!!!!
__________________ Megan "I have my dreams, I have made plans." - The Pirate Queen All Gave Some; Some Gave All |
07-21-2005, 06:33 PM | #5 |
YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Eastern PA
Posts: 2,484
| Okay youngster that's enough outta you, isn't it past your bedtime? Thanks for posting, Rosie, I love a good laugh. |
07-21-2005, 06:47 PM | #6 |
Double Trouble Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: FLORIDA
Posts: 4,658
| That was cute! Thanks for sharing!
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07-21-2005, 07:06 PM | #7 |
Lily Loves Maximus Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Missouri
Posts: 2,633
| I loved those! Thanks for the smile.
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07-24-2005, 12:53 PM | #8 |
Currently Suspended! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Florida
Posts: 2,150
| That was really cute. Thanks for sharing. |
07-24-2005, 01:02 PM | #9 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Louisiana
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| Great! I see myself in there several times!
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07-24-2005, 01:14 PM | #10 |
Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Houston, TX
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| Haha, that's hilarious! I will keep those in mind... |
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