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02-23-2008, 02:35 PM | #1 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Up North, further up north
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| Thought for the day please add a "thought for the day" This is mine for Saturday, 2-23-08 A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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02-23-2008, 03:12 PM | #2 |
Donating YT 7000 Club Member | LOL. Hm. I don't have any thoughts today (LOL that sounds weird). But I'll bump this for some other people!
__________________ Megan "I have my dreams, I have made plans." - The Pirate Queen All Gave Some; Some Gave All |
02-23-2008, 05:59 PM | #3 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Up North, further up north
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| Thanks Megan, seems no one else has a thought either ...
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02-23-2008, 06:03 PM | #4 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA
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| Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
__________________ Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Louis Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein." -- H. Jackson Brown |
02-23-2008, 08:06 PM | #5 |
Donating YT 7000 Club Member | ^^LOL!! that cracked me up. Come on guys. I'm looking for some. With all the people on here there's gotta be some more to post!
__________________ Megan "I have my dreams, I have made plans." - The Pirate Queen All Gave Some; Some Gave All |
02-23-2008, 08:20 PM | #6 |
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| Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. ~~Jack Handey
__________________ Cooper RIP Austin 1999-2011 Member of the Yorkie Moms Who Love Baseball Club: Go Giants! |
02-23-2008, 08:29 PM | #7 | |
Donating YT 7000 Club Member | Quote:
“May those who love us, love us; and those who don't love us, may God turn their hearts; and if He doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping.”
__________________ Megan "I have my dreams, I have made plans." - The Pirate Queen All Gave Some; Some Gave All | |
02-23-2008, 08:35 PM | #8 |
☺Cooper☺ Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bay Area, California
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| This is my favorite: Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk. ~~Jack Handey I found this website: http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/. I forgot how funny some of these are!
__________________ Cooper RIP Austin 1999-2011 Member of the Yorkie Moms Who Love Baseball Club: Go Giants! |
02-23-2008, 08:49 PM | #9 |
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| My thoughts for the night. drunk texting..Not a good thing..I have recieved over 33 message in last 2 hrs from my cousin who apparently is drunk texting..And boy is she telling all. Im gonna shut my phone off!!!
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02-23-2008, 09:06 PM | #10 |
Donating YT 7000 Club Member | I just found this website: http://www.goodquotes.com/funnythoughts.htm I'm going to post some of my favorites. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? Why are we afraid of falling? Shouldn't we be afraid of the sudden stop? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the driver end up owing you money? If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? Is Disney world the only people trap operated by a mouse? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
__________________ Megan "I have my dreams, I have made plans." - The Pirate Queen All Gave Some; Some Gave All |
02-23-2008, 10:27 PM | #11 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Up North, further up north
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| these are too funny ....
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