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07-15-2005, 03:12 PM | #1 |
BANNED! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Janesville WI
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| New Maxine Quotations-Funny!! New Maxine Quotations People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement. Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it. If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet. The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai. Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single. Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead. |
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07-15-2005, 03:16 PM | #2 |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | I LOVE Maxine !! Those jokes are the BEST and the pictures even better - Thanks for this ! |
07-15-2005, 03:40 PM | #3 |
YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: seaside,ca
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| lllooove the tattoo one too funny!!!
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