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02-15-2008, 06:32 PM | #1 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Va.
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| Come On Ladies** Does anyone have anything funny to say? ( I'ts friday night and I'm bored)
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02-15-2008, 06:34 PM | #2 |
YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Franklin, TN
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| celine dion is on tv be-bopping. now THAT is funny
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02-15-2008, 06:40 PM | #3 |
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| Turn it on now and look at her outfit....that will really make you laugh.
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02-15-2008, 06:45 PM | #4 |
Lovin' Lucy & Rebel Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Georgia
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| Here's a joke: The military decided to change the way retirees pay is figured. The first eligible retiree comes in and is told that his pay will be decided by a body measurement. He could choose what part of his body to be measured. He chose to be measured from his shoulder to the tip of his middle finger. He left with a whopping $50,000! The next person chose to be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He left with a $125,000 payout. The last gentleman comes in and is told how the pay would be figured. When he's asked what body part he wants measured, he says "Measure me from the tip of my w**nie to my tes**cles, and I want a doctor to do the measuring." A veteran doctor is brought in and tells the man to drop 'em. He begins the measurements and exclaims - "Man, where are your tes**cles???" The about to be wealthy soldier looks at the Dr and says "VIETNAM, start measuring"
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02-15-2008, 06:46 PM | #5 |
YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Franklin, TN
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| it looks like toilet tissue glued together. what is it??????????
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02-15-2008, 06:47 PM | #6 |
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02-15-2008, 06:53 PM | #7 |
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02-15-2008, 06:57 PM | #8 | |
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02-15-2008, 07:07 PM | #9 |
Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Idaho
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| Here's something I thought was kind of funny. My neighbor's puppy (a shih tzu named Gracie) got a hold of some deer meat last night and during the night while on the owner's bed, she pooped all over her white comforter!!! Lori didn't know it and when she woke up she had run her leg right through it all. I know it's kind of gross but she needs to be more careful when they have fresh deer meat around. Puppy's okay, not sick or anything.
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02-15-2008, 07:16 PM | #10 | |
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02-15-2008, 07:36 PM | #11 | |
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__________________ Rudy, Zoey & Buster's mom (Dawn) Rest In Peace my precious Gracie girl & Lucky buddie Dogster:http://www.dogster.com/dogs/382659 & http://www.dogster.com/dogs/497315 | |
02-15-2008, 07:37 PM | #12 |
Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Idaho
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| I hope she uses bleach. But I noticed her dog was already clean and it wasn't even 8 a.m. when I talked to her about it.
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02-15-2008, 07:46 PM | #13 |
☺Cooper☺ Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bay Area, California
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| Funny! |
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