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02-13-2008, 10:19 PM | #1 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA
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| Need a good laugh? Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I got a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replied. . I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he said, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid, stupid man
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02-14-2008, 04:57 AM | #2 |
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| LOL I've heard that before! thanks for sharing!!! |
02-14-2008, 05:09 AM | #3 |
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| Thanks, I needed that!!!!
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02-14-2008, 06:38 AM | #4 |
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| hahhaha!
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02-14-2008, 06:50 AM | #5 |
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| that is AWESOME. I love it
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02-14-2008, 08:14 AM | #6 |
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| omg!!! that was great.. thankyou for making me laugh, i needed it
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02-14-2008, 08:57 AM | #7 |
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| I haven't heard that one in a long time!! It is still GREAT! Thanks for the laugh today!
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02-14-2008, 10:38 AM | #8 |
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| Love it
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02-14-2008, 10:43 AM | #9 |
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| that was cute
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02-14-2008, 10:52 AM | #10 |
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| I haven't heard that before. Thats so funny!
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02-14-2008, 10:26 PM | #11 |
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| ::: taking a bow::: You are all welcome, I had a good laugh with that one so I felt that I should pass on the giggles. Happy to make people smile.
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02-14-2008, 10:34 PM | #12 |
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| LOL thats funny
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02-14-2008, 10:39 PM | #13 |
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| OMG OMG that was great!!!!!!! lol |
02-15-2008, 04:39 AM | #14 |
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| that was cute.... |
02-15-2008, 04:48 AM | #15 |
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| aww that was funny |
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