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02-13-2008, 06:30 AM | #1 |
All Dogs Go To Heaven Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: By The Lake
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| You Might Live In Michigan........... Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan. Read on... (the funny thing is that it is pretty accurate ). 1. If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Michigan . 2. If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Michigan . 3. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from October through March, you might live in Michigan . 4. If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Michigan . 5. If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Michigan . 6. If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Michigan . 7. If you have worn shorts and a coat at the same time, you might live in Michigan . 8. If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Michigan . 9. If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Michigan . Part 2 - You know you're a true MICHIGANDER when . . . 1. "Vacation" means going up north on I-75 2. You measure distance in hours. 3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once. 4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. 5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching. 6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings). 7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. 8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them. 9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. 10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. 11. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction. 12. You can identify a southern or eastern accent. 13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce. 14. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age. 15. Down South to you means Ohio . 16. A brat is something you eat. 17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn. 18. You go out to fish fry every Friday. 19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost. 20. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car. 21. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly." 22. You drink pop and bake with soda. 23. Your doctor tells you to drink Vernors and you know it's not medicine. 24. You can actually drink Vernors without coughing. 25. You know what a Yooper is. 26. You think owning a Honda is Un-American. 27. You know that UP is a place, not a direction. 28. You know it's possible to live in a thumb. 29. Your idea of "spring break" is a vacation "up north". 30. You actually understand these jokes, and you tell them to all of your Michigan friends.
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02-13-2008, 07:05 AM | #2 |
No Longer a Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Yorkieville
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| Too funny and oh so true.... LOL |
02-13-2008, 07:09 AM | #3 |
My Tiny Treasures Donating Member | Too FUNNY!!!! Scary thing is they are TRUE!!! LOL |
02-13-2008, 07:15 AM | #4 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Texas
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| funny! it sounds kinda like wisconsin. Brenny did you see that my grandson finally got to go home yesterday? yeaaaa. lets hope it for more then 12 hours this time lol
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02-13-2008, 07:32 AM | #5 |
Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Alabama
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| How funny! I lived in Michigan for three years and I understand most of them. Leave it to Jeff to start my morning off with a smile. |
02-13-2008, 07:43 AM | #6 |
My Tiny Treasures Donating Member | Awww thats so awesome!!! I'll be thinking of him!!!! |
02-13-2008, 07:46 AM | #7 |
My Tiny Treasures Donating Member | The funny thing is ...my hubby has done this for about 5 weekends in a row now!!! LOL |
02-13-2008, 07:59 AM | #8 |
Therapy Dog Donating Member | Funny....even us Ohioans can relate to most of that too. Hey I know what UP means.
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02-13-2008, 08:07 AM | #9 |
Luv my Angel, too! Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: USA
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| Too funny and all too true!!!!
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02-13-2008, 08:16 AM | #10 |
BANNED FOR STEALING YORKIETALK CONTENT! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: MI
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| true on all above lol |
02-13-2008, 08:21 AM | #11 |
Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: wiith my furbabys
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| LOL those all so true
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02-13-2008, 08:22 AM | #12 |
Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Fort Lauderdale
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| I'm orginally from Ohio but lived in Michigan for a year and that list has me cracking up! Sooooooooo true!
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02-13-2008, 08:28 AM | #13 |
Mz_s3ski_Kitt3n Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: AZ
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| I lived in MI pretty much my whole life...too funny!!! And TRUE |
02-13-2008, 03:27 PM | #14 |
Mojo, LilyGrace & Me Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: cuddling with my babies<3
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| Those are funny!
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