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01-19-2008, 04:18 PM | #1 |
No Longer a Member | Joke: Four worms and a lesson A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol JDwhiskey.jpg Dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke cigarette.gif Dead. Third worm in chocolate syrup chocolate.gif Dead. So the Minister asked the congregation - "What can you learn from this demonstration?" Maxine maxine.gif was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!" That pretty much ended the service. |
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01-19-2008, 04:21 PM | #2 |
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01-19-2008, 04:24 PM | #3 |
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| Good one!!! LOL
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01-19-2008, 04:34 PM | #4 |
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| I love Maxinne!!! Thanks ... that was a side splitter!!!
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01-19-2008, 04:36 PM | #5 |
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01-19-2008, 05:36 PM | #6 |
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| Nice one!
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01-19-2008, 06:37 PM | #7 |
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| I just love Maxine!!!
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01-19-2008, 07:00 PM | #8 |
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| Well now, those are just words to live by IMO. Too funny!
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01-19-2008, 07:04 PM | #9 |
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01-19-2008, 07:08 PM | #10 |
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| OH!!! I SEE.....hahahahahaha!!! That was funny! LOL.
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01-19-2008, 07:09 PM | #11 |
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| I love Maxine!!! Good one MIsty
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01-19-2008, 07:12 PM | #12 |
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01-19-2008, 08:02 PM | #13 |
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| Gotta love Maxine . That was really cute.
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01-19-2008, 08:16 PM | #14 |
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| Well its a good thing I've taken care of myself! Lol! JK!
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01-19-2008, 08:22 PM | #15 |
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| too funny!
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