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01-04-2008, 01:26 PM | #1 |
Love My Li'l Lucy Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Southern California
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| The Cat and the Taxi > > You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one. > > We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year's Eve Party. We > turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our > pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab > company and requested a taxi. > > The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The > cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want > the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. > > I go out to the taxi, while my husband went inside to get the cat. The > cat runs upstairs, with my husband in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, > I don't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the > night. So, I explain to the taxi driver that he will be out soon, He's > just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother.' > > A few minutes later, he gets into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' he > said, as we drove away. 'That stupid "w"itch was hiding under the bed. I > had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried > to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in > a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her > fat "m"ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!' > > The cab driver hit a parked car... > >
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01-04-2008, 02:52 PM | #3 |
Lovin' My Mika-Monster Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: New Jersey
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| that was good thanks for sharing
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