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11-21-2007, 07:15 PM | #1 |
YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Franklin, TN
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| If My Body Were A Car ... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull .... But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter. .....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfire s!
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11-21-2007, 07:30 PM | #3 |
RIP Skoshi! Love You Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Wichita falls,tx
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| Too Funny!
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11-21-2007, 07:32 PM | #4 |
Dogs Rule Cats Drool! Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Tennessee
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| Don't you love getting older
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11-21-2007, 07:42 PM | #5 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NYC
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11-21-2007, 07:52 PM | #6 |
AND Friday also! Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Long Island
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| funny ....
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11-21-2007, 08:25 PM | #7 |
No Longer a Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: City, State, Country
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| Yes, I'm afraid if my body were a car, I'd be a not so well maintained late model first generation Volkswagon Beetle. |
11-22-2007, 01:32 AM | #8 |
Lovin' my Girlies!! Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Orange County, CALIFORNIA
Posts: 3,609
| hahahahaha.
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11-22-2007, 04:59 AM | #10 |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | That was funny !! IF my body were a car - it would be in the impound lot just waiting to be claimed. (sorry - missing my husband today really bad) |
11-22-2007, 12:55 PM | #11 |
Lovin' my Girlies!! Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Orange County, CALIFORNIA
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| im so sorry V! .. BUT TRUST ME-ive seen ur picture and you are FaaaaaR from the impound lot-ur a babe!! hehe. so keep ur head up girl..XO.
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11-22-2007, 03:43 PM | #12 |
No Longer a Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Riverview, Florida
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| Ahhhh Ha!funny!! |
11-22-2007, 04:00 PM | #13 |
Living My Yorkie Dream Donating Member | Just came for alaskayorkie's thread on new appreciation for little dogs..... ....to another funny thread. I might add...if my body were a car, I'd be trading it in for a newer model!
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11-22-2007, 06:42 PM | #14 |
Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: USA
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| lol |
11-22-2007, 06:45 PM | #15 |
Bella-My Georgia Girl Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Duluth, Georgia
Posts: 2,419
| Too funny, Mandee. After eating a jumbo Thanksgiving meal I am especially appreciating these words of wisdom!!!!
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