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10-08-2007, 08:14 AM | #1 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Georgia
Posts: 2,563
| Makin' the dirty furkids proud Dear dirty furkids, it's me, Susanah. GUESS WHAT! I am dirty and I stink! Get this, my mommy knows it and is letting me stay this way! The tub I get my baths in is broked and she is waiting on something called a plumber to come fix it. She is too chicken to give me a bath in the sink on account of I wiggle to much and she is scared I will fall. So no bath for me! I hope that plumber never gets here. Then I can stay dirty and stinky forever! Love, Susanah - the dirtiest stinkiest girl ever!
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10-08-2007, 08:51 AM | #2 |
Inactive Account Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Arizona
Posts: 1,276
| You're too funny!!! |
10-08-2007, 08:54 AM | #3 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member | that's funny! Maybe Susanah broke the tub by clogging it with a toy! |
10-08-2007, 08:57 AM | #4 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Texas
Posts: 883
| Susanah! You could come pway wif us. Our mommy and daddy went on sometin called a cwuse and wer gone a hol week! Dat means we didn't get a baf for almost 2 weeks!!!! We stink good! Shhhhhh! I tink I saw'd mommy wif som towels! Oh no!!!!! Der goes da stink!
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10-08-2007, 09:01 AM | #5 |
Therapy Dog Donating Member | Susanah yous wucky dat da pwumer is not der yet...I was super stinky dis past Fwiday cuz I was at da vets gwettin my 9 toothies out an you know how ya stink comin back fwom der....den becoz of da sweepie stuff dey give ya..Fwiday night and Saterday morning mom says I had dis diaweeea thing goin on an it was stinky and messy. Well she cweaned me up an all but den she said we was goin for a wide in da car and guess where she took me? To our gwoomers! Yup...dats it...she took me to da gwoomers and here I taught she was goin to take me to PetsMart or the doggie bwakery. Well, we sorta went to bwakery after da groomin part was ova. But she twicked me inta thinkin it was only da bwakery part. Now I'm all cwen again with one of Isabel's bows. Hope da pwumer neva comes for yous....your pal Izzy....whoops gotta go...my mommy is coming back.
__________________ Cynd, Izzy (Yorkie) & Cosmo (Biewer)(Secwetary & Charter Membwer of the Dirty FurKids Cwub)-Jusz say NO ta bein' cwean!)proud member of the CrAzYcLuB! ~The PINK club~SRC |
10-08-2007, 09:17 AM | #6 |
No Longer a Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Palatka, Florida
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| That's funny!!! yay for susannah! |
10-08-2007, 10:43 AM | #7 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Southgate, MI USA
Posts: 238
| stinky yorkie My mudder gave me a bath, and I went out and wolled in wabbit poop and worms. If it wains, I will even smell betta.
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10-08-2007, 11:26 AM | #8 |
Piper & Sebastian Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: florida
Posts: 14,495
| Weez all pwoud of you. You keeps being stinky. Oh and bitz's the pumber if he comes, den make hims fall in da tub.
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10-08-2007, 12:40 PM | #9 |
Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Dresher, PA
Posts: 2,779
| Chip needs to join this club! I have to give him a bath everyweek or he is just too stinky! |
10-08-2007, 12:43 PM | #10 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: spain
Posts: 104
| Lucky you! I'm sooo clean now I decided to leave a little poo sticked to my bottom, so I could play with it later, but my human saw it. And she took me right to the bathtub and gave me a bath. For some strange reason, she doesn't like me to play with poo I tell you, these humans are mad. (I've heard they have a shower EVERY DAY ) |
10-08-2007, 12:44 PM | #11 |
Bella-My Georgia Girl Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Duluth, Georgia
Posts: 2,419
| He he he!!! Too funny!
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10-08-2007, 12:45 PM | #12 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: San Mateo
Posts: 887
| Susanah, did you broke the bath??? You little sneaky girl!! Momiji trys to get stinky as well but mom won't let that happen!! Momiji gets her paws washed every time she comes home from outside... And Momiji hates it!!! I think Momiji really wants to join the dirty furkids club.... (but of course mom won't let that happen!!) |
10-09-2007, 01:16 PM | #13 |
Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: alabama
Posts: 65
| Wow you are so wucky. Our mommy didn't gived us a baff for 2 weeks. We smelled bootiful, she didn't gived us a baff cause peoples was at our house all weekend. Den I heard her tell my Daddy dat we looked and smelled wike wittle stweet babies. Den I seed her getting the baff stuff out and I runned but she catched me, now i smell wike a girl. She twied to put a bow in Emma's hair but Emma teared it out. HEHEHE NO MO BAFFS!!!!!!!!!!
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10-09-2007, 01:35 PM | #14 |
Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mississippi
Posts: 157
| This thread is hilarious.... Thanks for the laughs! |
10-09-2007, 01:56 PM | #15 |
Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: May 2006 Location: West Virginia
Posts: 366
| Dat mommy of ours got the towels and bottle of smelly stuff out last night, too. Gosh darn it, we tried to hide. . . . but she found us. We tried to rub it off after she was dun, it didn't work. Darn, darn, darn. . . . .she wouldn't even let us outside to roll in the dirt until we were all dry either. Oh, and she put a dumb dress and bow on me too. SHE IS NOTHING BUT A BIG MEANY!!!!!
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