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06-22-2005, 10:25 AM | #1 |
Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Madison, WI
Posts: 55
| I thought this was pretty funny! Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine or feline attendance is not mandatory. The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough! To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door: Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets: 1. They live here. You don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.) 3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. Dogs and cats are better than kids ... they eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, and don't need a gazillion dollars for college -- and if they get pregnant, you can sell the children.
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06-22-2005, 12:16 PM | #2 |
YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: House Of York
Posts: 1,079
| I read this before. It always bring a smile to my face. |
06-22-2005, 01:16 PM | #3 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wylie TX
Posts: 1,577
| Very Cute!
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06-22-2005, 02:10 PM | #4 |
Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Miami
Posts: 35
| That's so cute, I loved it! I immediatley emailed it to all my friends. Thanks for posting it. |
06-23-2005, 02:19 AM | #5 |
YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Missouri
Posts: 1,562
| The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. I have been having trouble with Autumn lately. She tries to jump up in my lap while I am eating. Hmm, could be she's hoping to spill my plate so she can get some, hmmm. I just thot of this. Hmm. I was thinking she just wanted to be held while I eat, get closer to the food, ya know. But Yorkies are smart, I wonder now. |
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