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04-04-2007, 10:57 AM | #1 |
Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 73
| Top 10 Dog's Pet Peeves Dog's Top Ten "PET" Peeves > >1. Blaming your farts on me... >not funny.. not funny at all !!! > >2. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when >I freak out every time we go back! > >3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out... >Exactly whose walk is this anyway? > >4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... >Stop it! > >5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons... >Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. > >6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. >You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo! What a proud moment for the top of >the food chain. > >7. Yelling at me for barking... >I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT! > >8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I >haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. > >9. Dog sweaters? Hello ???... >Haven't you noticed the fur? > >10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. >Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous. > >Now lay off me on some of these things. >We both know who's boss here!!! >You don't see me picking up your poop do you ??? |
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04-04-2007, 11:01 AM | #2 |
Rocky's Slave 4 ever Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Astoria, NY
Posts: 1,607
| love it love it
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04-04-2007, 11:02 AM | #3 |
Mommy To 3 Poochies Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: New York
Posts: 8,287
| hahaha so cute!!
__________________ Mommy Loves Codie, Tia & Baby Cali RIP My Precious Katie - I Love You |
04-04-2007, 11:04 AM | #4 |
Gina, (Lexi's Mommy) Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: LONG ISLAND,NY
Posts: 10,455
| funny and true ha ha ha
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04-04-2007, 11:09 AM | #5 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Astoria
Posts: 102
| Too funny! |
04-04-2007, 11:15 AM | #6 |
Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Florida
Posts: 304
| I had to send this to my mom. Every day she freaks when her datsun/poodle mix barks... I keep trying to tell her that Corky is a dog... hello |
04-04-2007, 12:01 PM | #7 |
Gabor Galore Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Illinois
Posts: 606
| Pretty much summed it up! Too funny
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04-04-2007, 12:13 PM | #8 |
Peanut Gallery Mom Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Maryland
Posts: 1,256
| HILARIOUS!!! |
04-04-2007, 12:18 PM | #9 |
I heart Hootie & Hobbs Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: USA
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04-04-2007, 03:32 PM | #10 |
Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Nebraska
Posts: 422
| I need a printable version of this. Would love to add it to my funny wall.
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