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Brookef18 · 10-27-2006, 06:20 PM

I thought it would be funny to talk about those crazy embarrassing moments we all have! With or with our dogs! I'll start...

I was in a store looking at cd's This teen age guy on crutches, comes up to see if I need help (He works there of course) So he helps me... He asks if he can do any thing else for me and I say thanks but no... then I lightly JOKINGLY give him a little punch and say what happened to you (Meaning the crutches) As the last word left my lips I THEN look down at his feet... or should i say foot... he was missing a leg!!!

I just looked at him and said oooops!!! Sorry! He was smiling but I though I was going to die in that moment!
Please some one share a story so I can know I am not the only clod out here!!!!
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ChestersMom · 10-27-2006, 06:38 PM

I probably shouldn't tell this story, but my friends and I still laugh so hard about it that tears roll down our cheeks. I went for a boat ride up the bayou one evening with two guy friends of mine. I had been drinking beer all day and we took plenty with us. Needless to say, I had to relieve myself several times during the trip. The guys would turn their heads, I would hang myself over the side of the boat and all was well.

We had passed a few people here and there, but no real traffic. We saw a couple of kids in a canoe, another boat or two. When it came time for me to go again, we did the same as always. I looked upstream and saw nobody. So, I pulled down my pants, hung my fat butt over the boat, turned around, and there were the two boys in the canoe. All I could say was "And that boys, is what an old lady's ass looks like." We all almost fell out of the boat.
Those two boys were probably ruined for life!

Brookef18 · 10-27-2006, 06:38 PM

I can't believe I just wrote that...I'm not a bad person I swear!!! Just not too observant I guess!!!!!!!!!

Brookef18 · 10-27-2006, 06:46 PM

That is soooo Funny!!!!!

yorkieK9trainer · 10-27-2006, 11:31 PM

ROFL!

That is awesome! You both are cute and I can understand why you feel the way you do, I'm sure I've opened my mouth and inserted my foot a few times none just come to mind. But I'm CERTAIN I've done the "Aww, when are you due?!?" (insert sweet smile) and yeah....the woman wasn't pregnant. *doh*

sweetr72 · 10-27-2006, 11:42 PM

OMG those were embarrassing stories alright!! The first one..I would have died on the spot too!!

The boat story..cracked me right the heck up!!

And ummm yorkietrainer..ive been asked that!! It was right after I had my first son...I was very young..not a huge girl..but obviously hadnt lost all my 'baby fat' and feeling a little insecure with myself..when I ran into a guy from high school and he said..so when's your baby due??? I felt the blood run to my face so fast and I gave him a due date and walked away LMBO!! That was 14 years ago but I will NEVER forget that lol..

Dawn

Brookef18 · 10-28-2006, 03:03 AM

I used to work in the food store I still go to...(This was 20 years ago when this incident happened...I was in my mid twenties)

I went food shopping and was at the check out waiting my turn. the manager of the store saw me and stopped to talk (He was my old boss) Well as we are talking something slips out of the carriage in between the slates and I look down... and on his FOOT is my pack of condoms! I froze and didn't know what to do! He bends down, pics them up, and hands them to me saying are these yours??? Mind you there was no one around to blame... I was the only one in line so i was like YEAH those are mine alright!!!!! I wanted to crawl under the cart!!!!
I still see this guy every week when I food shop... I think of it every time I see him too!

Come on people fess up... lets hear your stories!
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Brookef18 · 10-28-2006, 03:03 AM

Oooopps!

Grayson's mom · 10-28-2006, 06:59 AM

Can I tell on my husband? He would die if he knew i was sharing this! hehe

Ok we had a bat in our house a few months ago, awful noise to wake up to it was flying all over our room, I look at him and he is screaming like a girl and I say are you going to open the door to let it out? He is like uh in a minute ok so 15 pass and I the BRAVE woman that I am get up and open the door in our bedroom that leads outside. Well I grab a broom and attempt to help it out and of course if flys out and I say baby come over and lets get this door shut back and he just lays in the bed saying "what if it comes back in" Anyhow I do all the work and he lays there like I should of been because he is my protector right?

Funny story

daisy mae06 · 10-28-2006, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Grayson's mom

Can I tell on my husband? He would die if he knew i was sharing this! hehe

Ok we had a bat in our house a few months ago, awful noise to wake up to it was flying all over our room, I look at him and he is screaming like a girl and I say are you going to open the door to let it out? He is like uh in a minute ok so 15 pass and I the BRAVE woman that I am get up and open the door in our bedroom that leads outside. Well I grab a broom and attempt to help it out and of course if flys out and I say baby come over and lets get this door shut back and he just lays in the bed saying "what if it comes back in" Anyhow I do all the work and he lays there like I should of been because he is my protector right?

Funny story

the same thing happend to me and my hubby lol. and I was the brave one too LOL

margaritaville · 10-28-2006, 07:58 AM

Ok, I guess only jimmy buffet fans will enjoy this one---my son played hockey thru high school and college and I was always went (usually because he wasn't old enough to drive himself and then because it was my job to patch up cuts and scrapes). One night coming home from a game on the NJ Turnpike I pulled up to the toll booth and the toll taker was very friendly, chatty and smiley(unusual here). When we pulled away, I said to my son "what's was with him?". My son said "he may not have been so friendly if you weren't signing "Why don't we get drunk and scre*" (as in nuts, bolts and .....).

margaritaville · 10-28-2006, 08:03 AM

when I first became a nurse (many years ago) I used to work nights. Therefore, I (tried) to sleep during the day. One day after a really bad night, the door bell rang and I got up to answer it. The mail man had a letter that had to be signed for. He was just smiling away. When I shut the door and turn around I saw that my dog had my bra hanging around his neck.

yorkieK9trainer · 10-28-2006, 10:42 PM

LMAO!!!

MikeHello · 10-29-2006, 04:47 AM

Just got a new ball to play with my great dane puppy in the yard with. We all know Danes as babies are all knees. so I bent down to get the ball when Niki and her knobbly knees nailed in hard in the nose and eyes. Blacked both eyes and broke my nose. Well we lived in Navy/Marine housing. and the Marine next door came home that day off leave been gone for 5 months. and my husband comes home. Here I am in the yard waving at the hubbie. and the Marine hops his fence,my fence and snatches my husband up by the shirt and gets ready to whop him. when I start screaming to eveyone in the World Niki the dog beat me not him. good thing his wife is my best friend and she helped explain the whole deal. and I changelled him to play ball with Niki. Quess who went to work to his office the next day with a Black eye????

LOL still cracks us all up over it. God Bless Ya Niki my gentle {accident pron girl}

Brookef18 · 10-29-2006, 05:23 AM

Thats a cute story... But your poor nose! I love hearing these stories....

10-27-2006, 06:20 PM	#1
Brookef18 Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Cape Cod Ma Posts: 1,855	Embarrassing Moments!!! I thought it would be funny to talk about those crazy embarrassing moments we all have! With or with our dogs! I'll start... I was in a store looking at cd's This teen age guy on crutches, comes up to see if I need help (He works there of course) So he helps me... He asks if he can do any thing else for me and I say thanks but no... then I lightly JOKINGLY give him a little punch and say what happened to you (Meaning the crutches) As the last word left my lips I THEN look down at his feet... or should i say foot... he was missing a leg!!! I just looked at him and said oooops!!! Sorry! He was smiling but I though I was going to die in that moment! Please some one share a story so I can know I am not the only clod out here!!!! </IMG> __________________ Brooke (Chewy's and Sadie's Mom) visit us on dogster dogster.com/dogs/700047

10-27-2006, 06:38 PM	#3
Brookef18 Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Cape Cod Ma Posts: 1,855	I feel foolish!!!! I can't believe I just wrote that...I'm not a bad person I swear!!! Just not too observant I guess!!!!!!!!! __________________ Brooke (Chewy's and Sadie's Mom) visit us on dogster dogster.com/dogs/700047

10-27-2006, 06:46 PM	#4
Brookef18 Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Cape Cod Ma Posts: 1,855	That is soooo Funny!!!!! __________________ Brooke (Chewy's and Sadie's Mom) visit us on dogster dogster.com/dogs/700047

10-27-2006, 11:31 PM	#5
yorkieK9trainer YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: North eastern Illinois Suburbs Posts: 1,669	ROFL! That is awesome! You both are cute and I can understand why you feel the way you do, I'm sure I've opened my mouth and inserted my foot a few times none just come to mind. But I'm CERTAIN I've done the "Aww, when are you due?!?" (insert sweet smile) and yeah....the woman wasn't pregnant. doh __________________ "Big things come in small packages" http://www.myspace.com/yorkiek9trainer

10-28-2006, 03:03 AM	#7
Brookef18 Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Cape Cod Ma Posts: 1,855	ok here's another one! I used to work in the food store I still go to...(This was 20 years ago when this incident happened...I was in my mid twenties) I went food shopping and was at the check out waiting my turn. the manager of the store saw me and stopped to talk (He was my old boss) Well as we are talking something slips out of the carriage in between the slates and I look down... and on his FOOT is my pack of condoms! I froze and didn't know what to do! He bends down, pics them up, and hands them to me saying are these yours??? Mind you there was no one around to blame... I was the only one in line so i was like YEAH those are mine alright!!!!! I wanted to crawl under the cart!!!! I still see this guy every week when I food shop... I think of it every time I see him too! Come on people fess up... lets hear your stories! </IMG> __________________ Brooke (Chewy's and Sadie's Mom) visit us on dogster dogster.com/dogs/700047

10-27-2006, 06:38 PM	#2
ChestersMom YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bacliff, TX Posts: 947	I probably shouldn't tell this story, but my friends and I still laugh so hard about it that tears roll down our cheeks. I went for a boat ride up the bayou one evening with two guy friends of mine. I had been drinking beer all day and we took plenty with us. Needless to say, I had to relieve myself several times during the trip. The guys would turn their heads, I would hang myself over the side of the boat and all was well. We had passed a few people here and there, but no real traffic. We saw a couple of kids in a canoe, another boat or two. When it came time for me to go again, we did the same as always. I looked upstream and saw nobody. So, I pulled down my pants, hung my fat butt over the boat, turned around, and there were the two boys in the canoe. All I could say was "And that boys, is what an old lady's ass looks like." We all almost fell out of the boat. Those two boys were probably ruined for life!

10-27-2006, 11:42 PM	#6
sweetr72 No Longer a Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 6,111	OMG those were embarrassing stories alright!! The first one..I would have died on the spot too!! The boat story..cracked me right the heck up!! And ummm yorkietrainer..ive been asked that!! It was right after I had my first son...I was very young..not a huge girl..but obviously hadnt lost all my 'baby fat' and feeling a little insecure with myself..when I ran into a guy from high school and he said..so when's your baby due??? I felt the blood run to my face so fast and I gave him a due date and walked away LMBO!! That was 14 years ago but I will NEVER forget that lol.. Dawn

10-28-2006, 03:03 AM	#8
Brookef18 Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Cape Cod Ma Posts: 1,855	ok here's another one! Oooopps! __________________ Brooke (Chewy's and Sadie's Mom) visit us on dogster dogster.com/dogs/700047 Last edited by Brookef18; 10-28-2006 at 03:06 AM.

10-28-2006, 06:59 AM	#9
Grayson's mom Mommy's Little Boo Boo Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Virgina Posts: 3,734	Can I tell on my husband? He would die if he knew i was sharing this! hehe Ok we had a bat in our house a few months ago, awful noise to wake up to it was flying all over our room, I look at him and he is screaming like a girl and I say are you going to open the door to let it out? He is like uh in a minute ok so 15 pass and I the BRAVE woman that I am get up and open the door in our bedroom that leads outside. Well I grab a broom and attempt to help it out and of course if flys out and I say baby come over and lets get this door shut back and he just lays in the bed saying "what if it comes back in" Anyhow I do all the work and he lays there like I should of been because he is my protector right? Funny story __________________ Proud mom to Grayson Abby Dusty Pepper Ryan Gabriel and of course me Diane Grayson loves Tia

10-28-2006, 07:58 AM	#11
margaritaville Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: west long branch, n.j. Posts: 4,457	ooops! Ok, I guess only jimmy buffet fans will enjoy this one---my son played hockey thru high school and college and I was always went (usually because he wasn't old enough to drive himself and then because it was my job to patch up cuts and scrapes). One night coming home from a game on the NJ Turnpike I pulled up to the toll booth and the toll taker was very friendly, chatty and smiley(unusual here). When we pulled away, I said to my son "what's was with him?". My son said "he may not have been so friendly if you weren't signing "Why don't we get drunk and scre*" (as in nuts, bolts and .....).

10-28-2006, 08:03 AM	#12
margaritaville Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: west long branch, n.j. Posts: 4,457	another one when I first became a nurse (many years ago) I used to work nights. Therefore, I (tried) to sleep during the day. One day after a really bad night, the door bell rang and I got up to answer it. The mail man had a letter that had to be signed for. He was just smiling away. When I shut the door and turn around I saw that my dog had my bra hanging around his neck.

10-28-2006, 10:42 PM	#13
yorkieK9trainer YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: North eastern Illinois Suburbs Posts: 1,669	Margaritaville- LMAO!!! __________________ "Big things come in small packages" http://www.myspace.com/yorkiek9trainer

10-29-2006, 04:47 AM	#14
MikeHello Yorkie Talker Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: on ship right now. Posts: 22	Okay my story Just got a new ball to play with my great dane puppy in the yard with. We all know Danes as babies are all knees. so I bent down to get the ball when Niki and her knobbly knees nailed in hard in the nose and eyes. Blacked both eyes and broke my nose. Well we lived in Navy/Marine housing. and the Marine next door came home that day off leave been gone for 5 months. and my husband comes home. Here I am in the yard waving at the hubbie. and the Marine hops his fence,my fence and snatches my husband up by the shirt and gets ready to whop him. when I start screaming to eveyone in the World Niki the dog beat me not him. good thing his wife is my best friend and she helped explain the whole deal. and I changelled him to play ball with Niki. Quess who went to work to his office the next day with a Black eye???? LOL still cracks us all up over it. God Bless Ya Niki my gentle {accident pron girl}

10-29-2006, 05:23 AM	#15
Brookef18 Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Cape Cod Ma Posts: 1,855	Thats a cute story... But your poor nose! I love hearing these stories.... __________________ Brooke (Chewy's and Sadie's Mom) visit us on dogster dogster.com/dogs/700047