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07-06-2006, 05:35 AM | #1 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sault Ste. Marie Ontario Canada
Posts: 860
| Yorkie Property Laws...Hilarious! I'm planning on making a couple of 'Yorkie' tee shirts for myself so was looking around the internet for some ideas. I found this...the 'Yorkie Property Laws' written on one and thought I'd share. How true it is!!!! Yorkie Property Laws If I like it, it's mine. If I saw it first, it's mine. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. If I can take it from you, it's mine. If it looks like it's mine, it's mine. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. If you have something and put it down, it's mine. If I chew something up, all of the pieces are mine. If it used to be yours, get over it. If it's broken, it's yours. Seem familiar? |
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07-06-2006, 05:39 AM | #2 |
No Longer a Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Maryland
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| sounds sooooooo familiar!!!!!! |
07-06-2006, 05:40 AM | #3 |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | LOL I've had that on my fridge for 4 years now and they STILL hold true ! here's some more for ya ! Yorkie Pledge I will not play tug of war with Mommie's panties when she is on the toilet. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff I will not roll my toys behind the fridge. "Kitty Litter Crunchies" are not food. I will not eat other dogs poop. I will not lick human faces after failing pledge #4 or 5. I will not eat the disposable diapers. I will not chew on crayons, especially red ones or Mommie will think I'm hemorraging. We do not have a doorbell and I will not bark everytime I hear one on TV. I will not bite the officers hand when he reaches for Mommie's driver's license House Rules The dog is not allowed in the house. OK, the dog is allowed in the house but only in certain rooms. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture. The dog can get on old furniture only. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture but is not allowed to sleep in the bed with the humans. OK, the dog is allowed on the bed, but by invitation only. The dog can sleep on the bed anytime it wants, but not under the covers. The dog can sleep under the covers, but by invitation only. The dog can sleep under the covers every night. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog. |
07-06-2006, 06:08 AM | #4 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sault Ste. Marie Ontario Canada
Posts: 860
| Villette...lol...I thought I was the only one who experienced the first one of the 'Yorkie Pledge' !!haha!! Excellent...and SO TRUE!! |
07-06-2006, 06:21 AM | #5 |
Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Boston
Posts: 160
| Oh my gosh, I can't believe how funny these are!!!!! I think I'm going to have to print these off and hang them up - god knows my furbaby lives by them!
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07-06-2006, 06:34 AM | #6 | |
No Longer A Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NEW YORK
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Did I laugh when I read #1 also. Everyone here at work looked at me. To think of others experiencing #1 also just seems to make it funnier. I, too, thought I was the only one! | |
07-06-2006, 06:42 AM | #7 |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | ROTF !! We sure do have that in common - my girls SWEAR By Rules #1 and 2...even with Chanel at 4 and Cheri at 2 they STILL think the Garbage men are stealin their stuff ! |
07-06-2006, 07:00 AM | #8 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sault Ste. Marie Ontario Canada
Posts: 860
| Topher hasn't seen the garbage men yet...Villette, that is so funny!! How I'd LOVE to tap into a Yorkie brain for a day. I'd just love to know what they think and how those little minds work!! lol ARCHIE...yep...seeing number 1 in print made me laugh out loud. My hubby, Cal, laughs at me everytime I come out of the bathroom. He says 'it's hilarious hearing you in there with the dog...all I can here is "NO TOPHER!! TOPHER, NO!! TOPHER STOP!!" ' lol I guess he'll know why, now, if I let him read this!!! |
07-06-2006, 07:27 AM | #9 |
Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Alabama
Posts: 17,674
| Thanks for sharing, very funny! |
07-06-2006, 09:28 AM | #10 |
YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: El Paso, Texas
Posts: 3,065
| All these are so funny, but so true. One of the YT members, www.barkindogclothes.com has a really cute t-shirt (reasonably priced) that says MINE, MINE MINE! She will put anything you want on a t-shirt. Check out her website. |
07-06-2006, 09:30 AM | #11 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 660
| awww that funny |
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