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06-12-2006, 05:54 PM | #1 |
Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: North Carolina
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| A cute letter to our dogs.. Dear Dogs, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note: Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not automatically stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The hallway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the other end is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help either because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king-sized bed. I'm very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I'm also aware that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom. If, by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for many years - canine attendance is not mandatory. The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog's butt. I cannot stress this enough! To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door: Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and like to Complain About Our Pets 1. They live here. You don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture (that's why they call it "fur"niture.) 3. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. Dogs are better than kids... they eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends (unless the cat that also lives here has a cat-nip addiction, but that won't kill him/her). They don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, and don't need a gazillion dollars for university - and if they get pregnant, you can sell the children.
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06-12-2006, 05:57 PM | #2 |
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| AMEN!!!!!! Thanks for sharing! |
06-12-2006, 05:58 PM | #3 |
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06-12-2006, 06:21 PM | #4 |
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| Perfect Perfect Perfect Love it |
06-12-2006, 07:49 PM | #5 |
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| That is cute !
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06-12-2006, 08:02 PM | #6 |
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| That is so funny I copied it and pasted it to a word doc and I am going to put it on the refridgerator The one about the clawing and whining at the bathroom door REALLY applies to Georgie
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06-12-2006, 08:03 PM | #7 |
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| That is great!
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06-12-2006, 08:11 PM | #8 |
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| Ref: Dear Dogs Very, very cute!! I'm going to read it to Bear and Beau, his Toy Poodle brother, later tonight! |
06-12-2006, 08:18 PM | #9 |
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| I love it. That is so true. Thanks for sharing.
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06-13-2006, 05:03 AM | #10 |
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| gotta love it
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06-13-2006, 05:10 AM | #11 |
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| that was very, very cute |
06-13-2006, 05:17 AM | #12 |
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| Thanks for starting my day out laughing. That is brilliant. Every paragraph resembles this household...they need a paragraph with something about going down the stairs...because its a race who can get down the stairs befor the human can get there. I am definitely going to have to print that one off. "Selling their children" that is tooo funny Thanks for sharing! |
06-13-2006, 05:37 AM | #13 |
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| You have started my day with a smile and a good chuckle because you hit on everything perfectly I am sending this out to all my friends,copying it and putting it on my fridge and most importantly ,reading it to Satch Sammi Belle, Buddy,Saxon and the cat Teeky
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06-13-2006, 06:24 AM | #14 |
Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: North Carolina
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| Thanks I'm glad you all enjoyed that letter. My mom sent it to me and I couldn't resist posting it as I knew it probably decribes 99% of the pet households on this site. I know it does mine. Kim
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