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08-16-2004, 06:31 PM | #1 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Oklahoma
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| "Hormonal" Max Lord help us....our Doberman is in heat......and Max has gone nuts. He even whines in the night..knowing that she is outside on the deck.....He bolts out each morning....and doesn't even stop to pee pee or poop Then he begins his mating "dance" on any part of her that he can reach. (basically, her ankle ) She tries to walk away from him....but he stalks her.....running 4 inches from her heels, in step with her walk, never relenting unless I physically haul him back inside the house. He would do this for hours if I did not intervene! He has worn himself out with his fruitless effort to produce progeny.....Can you imagine Doberman/Yorkie puppies?. What would you call them...."Dorkies or Yobermans" At least our Dobie would have no trouble giving birth...She could fire those little darlings out like rockets Max is beside himself with lust......and I don't like it one bit. We have 2 more weeks of this....He will be nothing but a dried up little ball of fur too pooped to poop. Max's Mom |
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08-16-2004, 06:39 PM | #2 |
Donating YT 7000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Alabama, etc.
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| That is the funniest thing I have ever heard!! Patrick is rolling on the floor laughing!! He said if Max succeeds, please, we have to have one of the pups because if they take after Max they would be the most determined dog on the planet!!!
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08-16-2004, 06:40 PM | #3 |
YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Beaumont, TX
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| hormonal Rudy I have one here to. Rudy has been a little toot, the dog next door is in heat. I was up Sat night till 4 am with him wanting to go in an out. I had to postpone neutering him a couple of months ago, big mistake. He is almost 9 months old and all he has on his mind is that. He thinks he is a stud muffin. That is all about to change real soon. Hang in there Max............Cindy |
08-16-2004, 08:35 PM | #4 |
YT 6000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Seattle, WA
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| Hahah, Dorkies! Have you thought about getting him 'fixed'? Then again, Yoda still humps his stuffed animals, but at least he doesn't run off when the females are in heat around here... |
08-17-2004, 02:50 AM | #5 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Florida
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| I'm laughing so hard I have tears running down my face! Poor Max! Both my boys are neutered, but Higgins still humps "Susie", his baby blanket! And Pogo, who is 12 and has been fixed for YEARS, has turned gay and thinks it's nice to hump Higgins while Higgins is tugging on a toy. Higgins shows him his teeth! When we were showing our English Setters years ago, we had a huge locked kennel, and I vividly remember a time with both my big girls were in heat and there was one chubby lab who sat outside the kennel fence for THREE WEEKS! We gave him water, but no food (hoping he would go home) and he looked quite fit and trim after his vigil. We didn't know who the owners were (no tag on his collar) and we lived way out in the country at the time. I felt so sorry for that poor dog! Neutering is such a wonderful thing! I don't miss going through the heats! |
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