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02-17-2006, 04:32 PM | #1 |
YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Rancho Viejo, Tx
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| Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans 1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!!! 2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it! 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. 7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surp! rised when I freak out every time we go back! 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 9.Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur? 10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous. Now lay off me on ! some of these thing's, We both know who's boss here!!! You don't see me picking up your poop do you ???
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02-17-2006, 04:35 PM | #2 |
I Love My Monkeys! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Falling Waters, WV
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| HAHAHAHAH I love that and laugh every time I see it |
02-17-2006, 04:36 PM | #3 |
Owned by my Furbabies Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Ohio
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| So cute just makes me laugh...... |
02-17-2006, 04:38 PM | #4 |
Always In My Heart Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Lone Star State
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| too funny and true! good one! |
02-17-2006, 05:14 PM | #5 |
Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Alabama
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| Loved the post, thank you, I needed a smile |
02-17-2006, 06:20 PM | #6 |
YT Addict Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hong Kong
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| This is sooooo true, they even get the really peeved look when you do those things to them.....LOL
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02-17-2006, 06:24 PM | #8 |
Waiting for my Little Girl Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: miami, florida
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| LOL thats a good one
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02-17-2006, 09:03 PM | #9 |
Luv My Bug! Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: california
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| Bugaboo Agrees !
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02-17-2006, 09:31 PM | #10 |
Razorback Yorkie Lover Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bentonville, AR
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| You know, the whole "picking up the poop" thing hit a little too close to home. Pippa goes on puppy pads, but she doesn't care for poop to sit there long. If I'm in another room, she comes in and circles me (running 'round and 'round my legs) until I say, "what?" and follow her where she points out the offending poop that needs to be picked up. If I happen to see her go, she finishes, then sits at the outer edge of the pad and watches me pick it up and flush it, then she will go about her normal business. It makes me feel like her humble servant...LOL Oh, to add to it...Miss Pippa Poop Police tells on Scout as well. He is not quite as consistent as Pippa and sometimes goes in a "special" place under the dining room table (not so lovely if you sit down to dinner and place your foot a certain way....). If Pippa notices the offense...she tells ME about it by doing the whole circling thing. She does not do this to anyone else...I guess I'm the best pooper scooper.
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02-17-2006, 09:37 PM | #11 | |
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02-18-2006, 03:44 AM | #12 |
Miss MitZi's Mama Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Tunisia, North Africa
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| To Funny!!
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02-18-2006, 09:02 AM | #13 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: May 2005
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| Have you thought about a stand up act?? That was just TOO funny!! LOL |
02-18-2006, 09:42 AM | #14 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Arkansas
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| Funny............ What a HOOOOOT! Thanks for the laughs!
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02-18-2006, 09:46 AM | #15 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Yonkers, New York
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| That was halarious. I like that.
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