What kind of weird things do you tell your yorkie?

[yorkiefan_]

Whenever it's time to come inside Cookie likes to take the long way back inside from the back yard. The way to let her know I am serious about going in is I tell her "don't make me pick up the yorkie". Then she knows it's time to head straight for the door, she doesn't want me to have to carry her I guess.

[lovestiny]

i am ridiculous. I do baby talk to them all the time. totally embarrassing. my youngest son thinks it is adorable, he says, "mommy, I love when you replace l with w and say things like I wuv you to the dogs.

[magicfan]

Originally Posted by yorkiefan_

Whenever it's time to come inside Cookie likes to take the long way back inside from the back yard. The way to let her know I am serious about going in is I tell her "don't make me pick up the yorkie". Then she knows it's time to head straight for the door, she doesn't want me to have to carry her I guess.

When we are on a walk and she balks about the direction I want to go, I say "Ok, let's go home then". She goes right with me then and also, she too, hates to be picked up when we are outside. Bad for her image I guess..lol

[Opium88]

Whenever Izzy starts stomping her feet and barking demanding food my boyfriend tells her "bitch! I will (#&?#) you up! " and she'll start stomping louder and harder till he gives in. Its a ritual. Then, he'll give each one a treat by saying " what do you say? And Izzy will bark and get her treat, then Maddy will quietly woof and stomp and get her treat, and since Toby doesn't speak he'll turn to Izzy and say "what does Toby say? " and she'll bark FOR Toby and Toby will get his treat.
And then Izzy and i always argue about who's the boss. Every time she hears me say I'm the boss she barks at me all loud to correct me that Shes the boss..lol. She usually wins

[buddybear]

When we are in the backyard and Buddybear doesn't want to go into the house I say lets go see daddyman. He then runs for the back door.

[Wylie's Mom]

Oh good lordie...I tell them SO many utterly ridiculous things every single minute that I wouldn't even know where to *start* with the craziness . If someone was taping me ever, I'd end up in the looney bin!

[yorkiefan_]

Originally Posted by Wylie's Mom

Oh good lordie...I tell them SO many utterly ridiculous things every single minute that I wouldn't even know where to *start* with the craziness . If someone was taping me ever, I'd end up in the looney bin!

Haha, one time when I was calling Cookie over my next door looked kind of weird at me and asked "Did you just call her Nyan Nyan?"

It's one of the extra pet names I have for Cookie, which comes from this internet meme from a few years ago.

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It also comes from when Cookie was a young pup and would argue with me. She'd bark and they I'd argue back Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan. After a while it just sort of stuck as a second name for her. Her third name is Turd Bird, which is her name when she is doing something naughty. Like if I catch her eating bird poop I'll say "Get over here Turd Bird".

[yavenay]

My favorite is "Give mommy kiss". She will then come and lightly lick my nose......I LOVE IT. She does it so gently....it is just so sticking adorable. She will ignore if I ask her to many times in a row.

[magicfan]

I was walking with a friend and Penny was lollygagging along. I said to her "Don't make me pick you up. All the others dogs will make fun of you" . Now my friend thinks I am nuts..lol

[Zanny]

I am pretty sure most the things I tell my dogs are weird. Axel is a back barker and always has to have the last word so I tell him "come here and let me beat you" and he zooms over for his belly rubs.
Sakura is my barking instigator especially in the car so I ask her "is it the chupacabra?" which of course makes her bark even more.

[yorkiemini]

I would embarrass my self by even posting it here
I talk to her all day!
WyliesMom And I would have to be roommates at the looney bin -- wait...I work there!!!

[JennaPenny]

It's embarrassing, lol. I say consistently Doh ahh ahh while she's playing tug of war or hugging her ball. Please don't ask me why, I'm obviously a nut job. I also ask her: "Where are you going, and more importantly, what time will you be back?!" when she goes upstairs. So.. don't feel like nuts as I clearly take the cake. I say more, but no way, that's embarrassing enough.

[Doodlebug]

When I am teaching my puppies potty training I tell them "let's go potty". So one day I was outside and I heard the next door neighbor mocking me in baby talk to her two grown pit bulls..."let's go potty". I kinda try to keep my voice lower now. Haha.

[JennaPenny]

Originally Posted by Doodlebug

When I am teaching my puppies potty training I tell them "let's go potty". So one day I was outside and I heard the next door neighbor mocking me in baby talk to her two grown pit bulls..."let's go potty". I kinda try to keep my voice lower now. Haha.

Nice neighbor. Good. Grief.

[JennaPenny]

Originally Posted by Zanny

I am pretty sure most the things I tell my dogs are weird. Axel is a back barker and always has to have the last word so I tell him "come here and let me beat you" and he zooms over for his belly rubs.
Sakura is my barking instigator especially in the car so I ask her "is it the chupacabra?" which of course makes her bark even more.

Do you call Sakura after the cherry blossom itself or Sakura because of Naruto.. or any other favorite Anime with the character having that name?