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Old 02-04-2015, 11:11 AM   #1
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Default Dear Mom and/or Dad or Sister/Brother,

If your furbutt(s) can write you a letter asking for anything like more treats, play time, toy, etc.. What would their request be??? Here are my furbutts letters.

Dear Family,

I love you all but I have few things I'd like to ask. Mom/Dad, where do you go every weekend that you come home so late? I have to be on extra alert to make sure my fur and human sisters are protected. Also, I don't like being woken up in the middle of the night so could you please come home bit earlier?

Human sister... I know you love me very VERY much. I love you too but could you please stop holding me hostage by trying to cuddle/snuggle me at random times? Isn't our nap time cuddle enough for you?!

Last but not the least my fur sister Zoey.. You are NOT the alpha of us so quit it!!!! Also, I'd appreciate it if you never EVER nip anywhere near my weener again... I still love you though b/c we're a pack!

Love Magnus
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Dear Family,

You know I love you all so I'll just get to the point. Mom, you're cool but can you play with me little more? Dad... I know you love me but you still scare me a bit. Especially when you come running towards me. It freaks me out so stop doing it! Sis, I'm not sure if you haven't noticed but... I'm not the cuddle type. Quit forcing me to cuddle with you during our nap time! Take Magnus instead, you always say he's better to cuddle with b/c he's bigger anyway! hmph...

And Magnus.. oh Magnus... You are so NOT the alpha. Quit trying to take/steal my treats, toys and whatever else that's in the house! Bow down to me!!!!! Also, I don't appreciate you bulldozing your way onto our sister's lap when I'm already sitting there. You're heavy and being squished doesn't feel good. If you insist on keeping it up, I'll have no choice but to nip near your weener again. You remember the last time this happened, right?

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Old 02-04-2015, 11:27 AM   #2
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Ah, good advise to the parents but must we have to deal with sibling rivalry in our furkids too??
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Old 02-04-2015, 11:28 AM   #3
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Dear Family,

(In a high squeaky voice) Yes, every food bowl is mine. Yes, every lap is mine. Yes, every toy is mine. Yes, it is time for a treat! Why do ya'll insist on telling me no!?

Please, please give furbaby Ernie away He bothers me everyday

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Dear Family (really just you mom)

Please tell Rin and Ernie to stop trying to eat my food. I really am saving it for later. I love to snuggle and I'm sorry I have to growl when you wanna roll over. I am never "stinky" so you can stop with the baths and car rides to the groomer. Those things make me really really nervous.

Please, please give furbaby Ernie away. He's a big bully and I DO NOT love him.

Tyson

Dear Family,

I love everybody. I try my hardest to be a good boy. Tell Rin and Tyson to play with me

Truly,

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If your furbutt(s) can write you a letter asking for anything like more treats, play time, toy, etc.. What would their request be??? Here are my furbutts letters.

Dear Family,

I love you all but I have few things I'd like to ask. Mom/Dad, where do you go every weekend that you come home so late? I have to be on extra alert to make sure my fur and human sisters are protected. Also, I don't like being woken up in the middle of the night so could you please come home bit earlier?

Human sister... I know you love me very VERY much. I love you too but could you please stop holding me hostage by trying to cuddle/snuggle me at random times? Isn't our nap time cuddle enough for you?!

Last but not the least my fur sister Zoey.. You are NOT the alpha of us so quit it!!!! Also, I'd appreciate it if you never EVER nip anywhere near my weener again... I still love you though b/c we're a pack!

Love Magnus
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Dear Family,

You know I love you all so I'll just get to the point. Mom, you're cool but can you play with me little more? Dad... I know you love me but you still scare me a bit. Especially when you come running towards me. It freaks me out so stop doing it! Sis, I'm not sure if you haven't noticed but... I'm not the cuddle type. Quit forcing me to cuddle with you during our nap time! Take Magnus instead, you always say he's better to cuddle with b/c he's bigger anyway! hmph...

And Magnus.. oh Magnus... You are so NOT the alpha. Quit trying to take/steal my treats, toys and whatever else that's in the house! Bow down to me!!!!! Also, I don't appreciate you bulldozing your way onto our sister's lap when I'm already sitting there. You're heavy and being squished doesn't feel good. If you insist on keeping it up, I'll have no choice but to nip near your weener again. You remember the last time this happened, right?

Love Zoey
Bahahaha Zoey and Stella think alike... you have a treat or toy I want I WILL BITE your weener and get it!!!
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Dear Family...
I am NOT beefy and I do not need any stinkin diet!!! And why do you keep saying "Guinness stop licking"? What is wrong with me cleaning you, my baby sister, the couch, the walls, the grass outside.... I see nothing wrong with my licking and you should be happy because it is like I am exercising with my tongue!!!
Daddy why do you think I don't belong in bed anymore... is it because I snore because you snore too but I let you stay in bed and I promise to never take your pillow again!!
Teagan thank you for sharing all your treats with me since mommy is mean and thinks I need a stupid diet BUT could you please stop trying to ride me like a horse, I know I am bigger and all but do I really look like a horse to you???
Mommy it's ok I know I'm your favorite
Stella please I beg you STOP biting my weenie and then barking into my ear with your high pitched bark... just please stop... really I beg you STOP oh and stop talking to your food that's just creepy you know!!!

Love Guinness

Dear family...
Where's the ball... did you see the ball... BALL BALL BALL I JUST NEED A DAMN BALL... NOW THROW IT THROW IT NOW... hold on let me go growl and tell off my food and pee in Guinness's food dish... oh look Guinness has the ball I must bite his weenie and take it... NOW THROW THE DAMN BALL!

Love Stella
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Dear Mommy,
I wish Grandma would be nicer and stop making me stay with your grandma. I love destroying stuff here and I don't mean to have accidents! I love your belly rubs but I think we need a bigger bed cuz you're always in my way! I love you and Grandpa very much and thanks for all the toys I'm allowed to eat! Oh and I won't quit my guard cat career on the back of the couch sorry.
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Dear Mommy

Could you please hurry up and find me something decent to eat? I'm bored. When can we go outside again to play. I use to love going to the dog park but you don't take me there anymore. I don't wanna wait until the springtime when it's warm, I wanna go now.

If you are going to keep me coop up, at least try and keep me entertain more. And one other thing, I love you but can you quit with the constant kissing?

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Dear mom/dad/bully sister/furless brother.

Mom- when are you going to start eating meat and dairy products again? It's been months! And I miss you slipping me pieces of chicken and cheese when you've gotten full.
Dad- ur just a visitor , the woman is mine. The sooner you understand that the better off it'll be for you. Got it?
Bully sister- why do you have such bad gas? You're a disgrace to the caninekind
Furless brother- stop trying to get me to come into your room and play video games. It's not going to happen. Your room is the pit of doom and Mom would never be able to find me.

Disdainfully yours,
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These are too funny!
Mommy, We live in a house that has doors. And those doors have to be guarded by dogs who have teeth. Who's gonna do it? You? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You have the luxury in sleeping in that bed at night. But while you're in that soft bed, I'm here on this couch guarding that door. You want me on that couch. You need me on that couch. So if you asked if I barked all night and nipped that angle, you're d... right I did. And you wanted me to.

Anna

Mommy,
Anna did it.

Love Barney
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Hee hee....you're all BRILLIANT!!!!

Harry's letter:

Dear Mummy,

I love you so, so much...but I hate that you keep trying to force me into those yucky, girly clothes - STOP IT please, I'm plenty warm enough.

And I hate that you keep grabbing me and picking me up and kissing me all over my face and nibbling on the chewy bits on my body...that's GOT TO STOP - it isn't normal

And you've GOT to let me lick those grand-kids feet/hands/faces....they smear them with peanut butter especially for me - OKAY?!!!!? It's all part of the plan....

Love and big licky kisses, Harry xxx

Dear Daddy,

I love you even more - think it's maybe time you got rid of that woman?

YOU allow me to take up 2/3 of the bed without even shoving me over a little bit....YOU brush me really, really gently....YOU do my shower on just the right temperature....YOU throw the ball just right down the stairs (mummy always hits the door-frame and bounces it off the TV !!!).

Love and HUGE licky kisses, Harry (your favourite son ) xxx
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I LOVE this thread!😀

Dear mommy,

Okay...so I know I'm kinda new here and you still have a LOT to learn about me. I'll make it easier for you. First, I LOVE those potty bells on the door! I know I ring them every time I walk by...but it's too much fun! Besides, I like going outside to see all the cool things out there😀

Second, this brushing thing has GOT to stop! I love my fur just like it is and if it's got some sticky in it...all the better...it adds flavor when I'm licking.

Finally, you going to work is no fun for me. Dad's ok but he doesn't play with me like you do and he NEVER gives me treats...the worst is that he doesn't take me out every time I ring my bells!...and sometimes I actually need to go potty!

One last thing...you can get me a brother or sister any time now...I would love a play mate😛

Lots of love and licks,

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Dad... I know you love me but you still scare me a bit. Especially when you come running towards me. It freaks me out so stop doing it!
I had to laugh at this part. I'm sure Zippy would add that in to his letter to me. LOL

Zippy would keep his letter short since he seems to have such a short attention span.
"Dear Dad, instead of a few 3 mile walks a week, could we step it up to 3 miles twice a day? I love my walks and I know you do too! Oh look, squirrel!"
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Momma, sorry I ripped the curtains off the windows, tore the screens, and jumped out the window but it’s that pesty squirrels fault. He comes every day just to get me in trouble. I keep begging you to “let me at um” just once. You told me to leave them birdies alone and I listened to you, but they don’t sit there and thumb their nose at me and laugh, and whip them tails and say ’hahaha catch me if you can”. Please, please, please momma just one time, and they’ll stop digging all those holes in the lawn…. Another thing, you say I can’t go in the yard to catch that chipmunk cause the snow is to deep, but I can hop on top of that white stuff just like that brown thing you call a bunny, he’s another tormentor, that’s my yard, he needs to be gone, I can do that, I promised I won’t jump the fence to chase the deer, momma, why don’t you believe me. I heard you on that thing you talk to say " Before comes LOVE, comes trust". You catch me, give me all them mushy kissies, tell me I’m your good boy and you love me, then why don’t you TRUST me when I say I PROMISE….Thank you for all my toys and that thing I sit in when we go in the car so I don’t get sick from all that rock and rolling , and that tasty Bully chew stick and letting me sleep under the blankies with you. So why won’t you let me get rid on the rodent issues we have. Hummmm, trying to figure out why you won’t let me do, what I do best, hunt and chase. But Momma I love you the bestist. Paws crossed you trust me when I say PROMISE.
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