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12-03-2011, 03:45 AM | #1 |
Jada + Bogie = ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Mayberry AKA smalltown usa
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| Ask a Stupid Question...hilarious!!! Saw this on FB this morning and had to share I was at WalMart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in inten......sive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say........................ lol now since your laughing just thought I'd let ya know that I copied this from another so repost and make others laugh out loud!!!
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12-03-2011, 03:55 AM | #2 |
YT 2000 Club Donating Member | LOL cute story.
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12-03-2011, 06:43 AM | #3 |
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| Bet that will cure her of asking stupid questions.
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12-03-2011, 07:42 AM | #5 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Memphis, TN USA
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| Purina is bad for you and your dog. ;-) |
12-03-2011, 07:52 AM | #6 |
Jada + Bogie = ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Mayberry AKA smalltown usa
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| LOL I know...I wasn't buying the purina...this is just a joke I saw on Facebook
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12-03-2011, 07:54 AM | #7 |
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| Yes I know. I was just having fun with the joke! :-) Btw, I love your avatar. Love Andy! |
12-03-2011, 08:02 AM | #8 |
Jada + Bogie = ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Mayberry AKA smalltown usa
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| Aww thanks It is my little tribute to the small town I live in
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12-03-2011, 08:10 AM | #9 |
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12-03-2011, 08:10 AM | #10 |
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| I love it
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12-03-2011, 10:09 AM | #11 |
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12-03-2011, 02:57 PM | #12 |
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12-03-2011, 06:48 PM | #14 |
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| I think I am going to "borrow" that story for my fb page! That was hilarious. |
12-03-2011, 11:14 PM | #15 |
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| Stole it for my FB... of course to be believable I changed Walmart to the Co-Op & Purina to Taste of the Wild...
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