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11-12-2010, 05:58 AM | #1 |
YT Addict Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Mesa, Arizona
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| A Dog's List for God, You'll Laugh! Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog. 1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up. 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell. 3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar. 4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'. 5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. 6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. 7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'. 8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table 9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after. 10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet. 11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch. 12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing. |
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11-12-2010, 06:02 AM | #2 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: belfast, northern ireland
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| lol, i love it!! i may even read it out every night to my girls and see if any of it sinks in!!
__________________ "...She will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of her heart; you owe it to her to be worthy of such devotion..." |
11-12-2010, 06:33 AM | #3 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Delaware
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| That was great especially number 10 |
11-12-2010, 06:38 AM | #4 |
Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: FL
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| Cute! Don't you wonder what they think most of the time. I mean we try tomold them into what we want, but in reality they are training us as much as we are training them. I would so love to read their mind for even one day! I bet we could learn a LOT!
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11-12-2010, 06:46 AM | #5 | |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: belfast, northern ireland
Posts: 520
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i go and open the back door for potty/play time when told to... i fill the water bowl when i'm told its empty... i lift the bed covers on command in the middle of the night if one of the girls wants under the covers... i put bambis jumper on her when she carries it over because shes cold... i lift my hands or whatever was in the way off my knee if someone pokes me with their paw wanting a hug... and heaven forbid i forget the bed time dental sticks- kitty quickly reminds me where they are tho!!!
__________________ "...She will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of her heart; you owe it to her to be worthy of such devotion..." | |
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