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10-12-2005, 04:32 AM | #1 |
YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Effingham, Illinois
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| The "Specialist" Since I've had these puppies, I've become a s**t specialist! I can smell a turd at 40 paces, blindfolded, and with my hands tied behind my back! I can also telly you which poopie belongs to which dog, what they had for breakfast and how much AND if they enjoyed it! So...if any of you have any s**t questions, feel free to consult the "Specialist!"
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10-12-2005, 04:37 AM | #2 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: wisconsin
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| Oh my God...that is sooo funny...a specialist in poopie.... Too funny! |
10-12-2005, 04:38 AM | #3 |
I Love My FurBaby! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Michigan
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| LOL LOL Here is a question for the s**t specialist...do you travel..my brother could use some help with his pup LOL LOL p.s. How's the pay?
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10-12-2005, 04:39 AM | #4 |
Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Charlotte
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| You are SOOOOOOOOOO funny...I know exactly what you mean!!!
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10-12-2005, 06:55 AM | #5 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: NJ
Posts: 4,021
| I know just what you mean! I can be sound asleep in the next room and I'll know immediately if Tucker has pooped. His royal butt doesn't like wet grass, so he has been pooping in the house for the past 4 days. Usually in the hallway where the wee wee pad is. (Notice I didn't say on the pad. For some reason he goes right next to it.) Hey, it's a dirty job, but someone has to do it!
__________________ Teri Owned by and completely devoted to Tucker... Maddie, we will always love you Bandit, you are always in my heart Proud Member SSLS |
10-12-2005, 07:02 AM | #6 |
& Bailey & Bella Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Ohio
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| OMG.. this had me cracking up!! I loved the " smell a TURD at 40 paces away" ! I do know the feeling also,,, The other night, I was awoke by a LOFTING AROMA,,from the bathroom... the cat was sleeping on my pillow and my first thought was " DID HE FART?!" But no.... You know who.. had just made a deposit in the bathroom, and jumped back into bed,,, like,,, " not a problem Mom,, go back to sleep, It's handled !"
__________________ Rhonda, Bailey, Josie and my angel Bella Rue' "Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened." ~Anatole France~ |
10-12-2005, 07:54 AM | #7 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Texas
Posts: 530
| usually, when they poo next to the pad instead of on it it's b/c they were StANdING on the pad....but their little but was hanging off the edge... gotta give 'em credit for trying |
10-12-2005, 08:10 AM | #8 |
Luv My Spoiled Babies Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: New Jersey
Posts: 3,065
| OMG this is so funny. I too unfortunately know the job all too well. Teri, I can relate with the weather this week. I try to get them outside between the breaks in the rain, however they really don't like to get wet, so instead lets go in the vacinty of the wee wee pad.
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10-12-2005, 08:47 AM | #9 |
YT Addict Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: St. Louis, MO
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| LOL! I wanna be a s**t specialist when I grow up, hahaha. You are so funny.
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10-12-2005, 09:09 AM | #10 | |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: NJ
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10-12-2005, 09:11 AM | #11 |
I Love My Yorkies Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Indianapolis, Indiana
Posts: 37,147
| How funny! I must be a specialist too cause I can smell my dogs from far away.
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10-12-2005, 09:26 AM | #12 |
Donating YT 9000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: North Carolina :)
Posts: 10,616
| LOL, You are too funny!!!! I bet you are having lots of fun with them!
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10-12-2005, 11:40 AM | #13 | |
YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Effingham, Illinois
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10-14-2005, 06:33 AM | #14 |
YT Addict Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 299
| haha, thanks for your supportive words
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10-14-2005, 07:22 AM | #15 |
Moderator Emeritus Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Tontitown Arkansas
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| This is all too hilarious! What a specialty to have at hand!!!
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