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01-30-2010, 11:26 AM | #1 |
Spoiled Rotten Rescue Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Living In The Moment
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| This says it all The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door. Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required. The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough. Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door: TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS: (1) They live here. You don't. (2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture. (3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. (4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly. Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they (1) eat less, (2) don't ask for money all the time, (3) are easier to train, (4) normally come when called, (5) never ask to drive the car, (6) don't hang out with drug-using people; (7) don't smoke or drink, (8) don't want to wear your clothes, (9) don't have to buy the latest fashions, (10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and (11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children . Hope this made you smile today!!!
__________________ Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. Misty, Maddie and Jordie's Mom |
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01-30-2010, 11:33 AM | #2 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Cadiz, KY, USA
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| Laughed until I cried over this one! I absolutely love the part about the bathroom door!! Thanks for the laugh today! Jeri and Harley |
01-30-2010, 11:57 AM | #3 |
YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Crofton, MD, USA
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| love it! |
01-30-2010, 12:45 PM | #4 |
Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Hemphill, Texas
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| That is so my house!! I had to copy and print that for my fridge, Not to teach them to read.
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01-30-2010, 12:53 PM | #5 |
YT Addict Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: moosejaw sk
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| Lol loved this I copied it and printed as well as e-mail to all I know with little ones thanks for posting |
01-30-2010, 12:53 PM | #6 |
♥ Luv Zoey & Austen! ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Kansas City, MO, USA
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| This is GREAT - thanks so much for sharing!! Is saved and printing, as we speak
__________________ Denise, Zoey, and Austen Dear Jazzy & Sasha forever in our hearts There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. ~Ben Williams |
01-30-2010, 01:14 PM | #7 |
YT Addict Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: OHIO
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| Love this!I will have to make a copy of this! But in all fairness... if you have a bathroom window we could exit out of it,lol!
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01-30-2010, 01:28 PM | #8 |
♥ Love My Furbabies ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: East of the Mississippi River! ;)
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| Absolutely LOVED it... thanks for sharing.
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01-30-2010, 01:46 PM | #9 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: CT
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| Love this!!!!
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01-30-2010, 02:51 PM | #10 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: western KS
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| This is so sweet. I love it |
01-30-2010, 03:08 PM | #11 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Biloxi, MS USA
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| This made my day!!
__________________ Mary Mommy to: Bella Rocco Teddy Missing you..Lily, Chaos, & Jasmine <3 |
01-30-2010, 03:44 PM | #12 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Hudson Valley, NY
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| This is way too funny!! I am printing it out and hanging it on my fridge! Thanks for the chuckle!
__________________ Debbie ~ Spike , Nala (04-09), Cosmo , & Bella |
01-30-2010, 03:44 PM | #13 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Tulalip, WA, USA
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| I love this and plan to copy it as well! It even made my hubby chuckle
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01-30-2010, 04:41 PM | #14 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member | Ditto several others...I LOVE IT & plan to copy. Thanks for posting!
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01-30-2010, 04:46 PM | #15 |
Spoiled Rotten Rescue Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Living In The Moment
Posts: 2,690
| I think it speaks for all of us
__________________ Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. Misty, Maddie and Jordie's Mom |
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