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10-12-2009, 07:48 AM | #1 |
YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Satellite Beach, FL
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| This is a cute one.... Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog. 1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up. 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell. 3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar. 4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'. 5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. 6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. 7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'. 8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table . 9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after. 10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt. 11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch. 12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing. |
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10-12-2009, 08:37 AM | #2 |
YT Addict Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Norman, OK, USA
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| Aww this is cute! Thanks for sharing.
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10-12-2009, 08:49 AM | #3 |
YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Delaware
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| priceless! Thanks for sharing!
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10-12-2009, 08:53 AM | #4 | |
Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: S. W. Suburbs of Chicago, IL
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| Quote:
Very funny
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10-12-2009, 08:54 AM | #5 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: With my yorkies
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| Some of these sounds a little too familiar! I need to have a looooong talk with my babies.
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10-12-2009, 09:21 AM | #6 |
BANNED! Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: new york city
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| awwh cutest thing i ever saw...we should have a section for just funnys like this |
10-12-2009, 09:25 AM | #7 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: West Virginia
Posts: 783
| lol thats funny
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10-12-2009, 09:29 AM | #8 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Ohio
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| Very funny!! |
10-12-2009, 09:55 AM | #9 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Southfield, MI
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| Too cute! Thanks for sharing.
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10-12-2009, 01:36 PM | #10 |
Piper & Sebastian Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: florida
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| That's really cute.
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10-12-2009, 03:14 PM | #12 |
YT Addict Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Arkansas
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| Hahaha I just could not contain my laughter at "I must not suddenly stand under the coffee table" Thanks for sharing!
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10-12-2009, 04:05 PM | #13 |
YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: canton ohio us
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| i think i to must have a talk with my dogs i think somethings may need to change
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10-12-2009, 04:11 PM | #14 |
Crazy Miss Daisy Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Eastern Washington
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| LOL That is very funny!
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10-12-2009, 04:13 PM | #15 |
and Khloe Mae's too! Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Eastern Washington
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| This is hilarious!! Too many of these sound familiar to me... haha
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