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06-19-2009, 08:22 PM | #1 |
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| Uni the drug sniffing dog! Uni always seems to know when someone comes into my shop that isn't quite "right". Well today in come two guys. They both have gang tattoos on their faces. The tall skinny one is carrying a walkman, yes a walkman! The kind you put cassettes in. The short fat on has cross eyes, not a lazy eye, but cross eyes. They are talking a mile a minute. I assume they are on something. What do they ask me? "Do you sell incense burners?" That's code for crack pipe. Why am I not surprised? Uh, noooo, those are illegal. "Aw you know you should sell those, if you sold those you would make so much money, people be buyin those like all day. Now i gotta go down to ..... to get one!" meanwhile, Uni is checking them out. Usually when a weirdo comes in she will hide so they won't see her and try to pet her or something, cuz they totally have cooties and she knows this. For some reason she comes out from behind the protection of the cashwrap desk and goes to "sniff them out". Mr Cross Eyes picks her up, and immediatley she starts growling. Loud. She is wearing a sailor outfit that i just made her. Cross eyes says "Oh a cheerleader! Do a cheer! Do a cheer!" (She's a sailor, not a cheerleader!!!) Mr Walkman says "put her down! She doesn't like you!" Cross eyes: "naw man, she likes me." Now Uni is trying to snap at him, she never does this to anyone. She's not trying to wiggle away, she is actually trying to hurt him. I think it may be in part of her PMS as well. Cross eyes finally puts her down and she makes a bee line to her bed. After the crackheads try to pay for their lighter (first with a card, gets declined, what a surprise; then with cash, wow) they head for the door. Uni glares at them as they walk by and growls under her breath. "Not in my store!" she says. what a good girl! She is anti drugs.
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06-19-2009, 08:26 PM | #2 |
YT 500 Club Member | That's so cute! Now you will always know when crack heads are near!
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06-19-2009, 09:07 PM | #3 |
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| You would be surprised at how many crackheads there are in my "upscale" neighborhood. Uni is my protection! yay!
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06-19-2009, 09:09 PM | #4 |
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| Awww LOL!!! Good Uni!! She was probably pissed and felt like she had cooties after cross eyes touched her! I woulda bathed her!!!! |
06-19-2009, 09:10 PM | #5 |
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| Complete strangers should not ever be picking up your baby . Uni had every right to be pissed ! One thing I'd like to coment on is that a dog can sense when their owner is anxious. Or upset. The dog in turn reacts to what the owner is coming accross, fear, anxiety, something is wrong, or "bad" My Suzi sense this in me. Every time i have to take herto the groomers I become so stressed out or anxious. Which in turn , only makes Suzi upset. My vet told me the same thing, when Suzi was ill, I became very emotional and cried right there in the vet office, because the vet wanted to keep her! My point is that as dog owners our dogs are acutely aware of what is goning on with US> therefore, will respond in a matter that will want t o protect us from harm. IF Uni sensed that something was wrong, she more then likely was picking up these vibes from you. IMO. I have learned that Yorkie's seem to be extra sensitive to their owners needs . I can make one move , and Suzi will become so excited in a flash , or become stressed out if I am that way.
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06-19-2009, 09:11 PM | #6 |
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| Sadly, there are crackheads in every neighborhood nowadays.
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06-19-2009, 09:14 PM | #7 | |
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06-19-2009, 09:33 PM | #8 |
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06-19-2009, 09:37 PM | #9 | |
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I know a few "grandmas"!!! ROFLMAO!
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06-19-2009, 09:52 PM | #10 |
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| I can't believe one of them picked Uni up! I would have been freaking out!
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06-19-2009, 10:11 PM | #11 |
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| I always freak out when crackheads come in. I don't want them to touch her. Sometimes they have sores on their hands, I kid you not!!! I hate how I have to pretend that they are "customers" though, shootin the sh*t with them. 99% of the time they aren't. Customers are people who come in and PAY for stuff! errrrgh!
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06-19-2009, 10:48 PM | #12 |
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| LOL What a good Uni!
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06-20-2009, 04:59 AM | #13 |
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| And in our Schools. Plano is a very Affluent City , unfortunately crack and meth have made their way into the schools and City. Drugs are no longer in poor neighborhoods but in these rich Affluent neighborhoods where people can pay. Please be careful letting anyone handle Uni. I would be afraid they would run. BE CAREFUL |
06-20-2009, 10:27 AM | #14 |
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06-20-2009, 12:40 PM | #15 | |
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Your avater says u live in the same city as Disneyland > which is where everyone comes from all over the world to "play" Working in one of those stores in that city, I am sure you come accross all kinds of weirdos and freaks. Not everybody who goes to Disneyland are weird, they are mostly families, however, working in that city, OMG, you have to be so careful! People are out at night 24/7 . Good for Noonie , protecting you ! I would absolutely nOT tolerate anybody picking up him in the store! I'd be pissed ! Uni does not like it either!
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