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03-29-2009, 08:49 AM | #1 |
YT 1000 Club Member | Has anyone seen this before? Parts of this in my opinion don't apply to yorkies but it's still cute! Enjoy, roxies_mom Here is a funny email that we got from a friend…at least humans think it’s funny, I’m still trying to decide, what do you think? Dear God, Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the “Chrysler Eagle” the “Chrysler Beagle”? Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID’s, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand? Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please. Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize? Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog. The sofa is not a ‘face towel’. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet. I don’t need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m under the coffee table. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the he house - not after. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch. The cat is not a ’squeaky toy’ so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it’s usually not a good thing. Okay, so humans think these things are pretty funny, ’cause my owners were laughing, but they seem like normal questions and things to me. |
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03-29-2009, 09:00 AM | #3 |
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| cute sayings funny i like it seems all true he~he |
03-29-2009, 10:04 AM | #4 |
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| Very cute!! Thanks for sharing
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03-29-2009, 10:31 AM | #5 |
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| I LOVED IT !! ESP. THE I WILL NOT SIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LR AND LICK MY CROTCH !! EVEN MY DH YELLS @ THE BOYS FOR THAT ONE !!
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03-29-2009, 10:32 AM | #6 |
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| I got the same e-mail...Isn't it great!
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03-29-2009, 10:45 AM | #7 |
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| That was cute!
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03-29-2009, 11:04 AM | #9 |
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| That is so true!!!! Thanks for sharing
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03-29-2009, 04:57 PM | #10 |
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| That was too funny!!!! Thanks for posting!!!
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03-29-2009, 05:48 PM | #11 |
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| Thank you for your post, I needed a smile! |
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