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01-21-2009, 04:38 PM | #1 |
I ♥ Snoopy and Sally! Donating YT Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Ohio
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| Wanted! WANTED FOR GRAND THEFT CARDIAC An Ohio woman reported being the victim of grand theft cardiac. "He stole my heart" she was quoted as saying. When asked if the perpetrator was heavily armed, she replied, "No arms—just four legs, and he wasn't heavily anything—he only weighed 2 pounds at the time. Oh! Weapons! Yes, he used 2 brown puppy dog eyes. I didn't stand a chance." In addition, she reports being assaulted. "He tried to lick my face off," she said. When given a chance to speak for himself, the canine criminal said, "Woof. Arf," which was translated as, "I didin steal nothin. Her gived it to me. And I'm not sowwy! I would do it again!" The unrepentant perpetrator was released into the victim's custody, and is currently serving a life sentence in the victim's home. "We couldn't be happier," she reports. The perp added, "arrf, woof," in agreement. Residents are warned to be on the lookout, as this sort of criminal often becomes a repeat offender.
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01-21-2009, 04:50 PM | #2 |
Donating YT Addict Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cresskill, NJ, USA
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| LOL...too funny.
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01-21-2009, 05:45 PM | #4 |
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| That is so cute! I wish I had that good of an imagination. |
01-21-2009, 07:25 PM | #7 |
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| hehehe |
01-21-2009, 07:42 PM | #8 |
♥Sapphire♥ Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: PA, USA
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| Aww! That was cute!
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01-22-2009, 03:29 AM | #9 |
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| OMG!! That is sooooo cute!!
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01-22-2009, 05:25 AM | #10 |
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| Well that's a hardened criminal if I ever saw one. Just look at those big brown puppy dog eyes...lethal!! And that cute little nose...fatal!! You better watch out for the tongue too...very dangerous!! He's adorable!!
__________________ If you think dogs can't count, put 3 biscuits in your pocket, then give him only 2. Gracie Ruth & Boo & Yogi & RIP Annie B. & Bonnie Lane |
01-22-2009, 08:51 AM | #11 |
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01-22-2009, 10:58 AM | #12 |
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| Oh man that's cute! |
01-22-2009, 11:18 AM | #13 |
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| Aww! Now this is one crime I wouldn't mind being a victim of... They made something similar at Rory's doggie daycare. It was hanging on the wall at the Halloween party there!
__________________ Rory and Lane now have a dog blog, Doggie Debutantes. Find us on Facebook here. |
01-22-2009, 02:05 PM | #14 |
I ♥ Snoopy and Sally! Donating YT Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Ohio
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| I'm glad you liked it!
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