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07-30-2008, 05:29 PM | #1 |
YT 1000 Club Member | Something to make you laugh... This made me laugh, thought it might do the same for some of you! > The Purina Diet > > I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Walmart and > was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog? > > Duh? > > On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. > Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital > the last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive > care ward with tubes everywhere and IVs in both arms. > > I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way it works is > to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every > time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was > going to try it again. > > I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now > enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind > her. > Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food > poisoned me? > > I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car > hit me. > > I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he > staggered to the door laughing. > > Life is short. Break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love deeply, > laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile. > > Have a good day, with lots of smiles! |
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07-30-2008, 05:36 PM | #3 |
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| lmao, I love it
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07-30-2008, 05:41 PM | #4 |
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| HAHA Made me laugh and pee a little! just kidding.
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07-30-2008, 05:44 PM | #5 |
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| Thank you I needed that laugh.
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07-30-2008, 05:56 PM | #6 |
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| Oh that was to funny. I laughed out loud! Thanks for the laugh.
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07-30-2008, 06:18 PM | #7 |
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| Too funny. Thanks for sharing.
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07-30-2008, 06:29 PM | #9 |
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07-30-2008, 06:42 PM | #10 |
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| Thanks for sharing that story, it really made me laugh......... |
07-30-2008, 07:02 PM | #11 |
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| That was very funny |
07-30-2008, 07:08 PM | #12 |
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| Hahaha! Cute story. Thanks for sharing.
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07-30-2008, 07:58 PM | #13 |
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| Hahaha I like that!
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07-30-2008, 08:38 PM | #14 |
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| Omg That was too funny. haha
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07-30-2008, 08:41 PM | #15 |
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| Thank you for sharing the Purina Diet -it was a hilarious story that made me laugh out loud and make a quick dash to the bathroom! It came at a good time - I've had a long hard day and needed to read something funny! |
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