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05-11-2008, 07:41 AM | #1 |
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| This is so funny! THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS DOG DIARY 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! CAT DIARY Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards ! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. This morning I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now... Cat
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05-11-2008, 07:59 AM | #2 |
Yorkie Yakker Join Date: May 2008 Location: Vero Beach, Florida
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| That was cute and funny. Thanks for the laugh, I am stuck at work today and I needed that laugh |
05-11-2008, 08:01 AM | #3 |
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| Hilarious!!! Thanks for the laugh
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05-11-2008, 08:08 AM | #4 |
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| That was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh. |
05-11-2008, 08:12 AM | #5 |
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| I've read this awhile ago and it still makes me laugh so hard again. Thanks for posting. This time I'm saving it.
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05-11-2008, 08:34 AM | #6 |
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05-14-2008, 10:50 AM | #7 |
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| thanks for the laugh. i'm at work and really needed that.
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05-14-2008, 11:07 AM | #8 |
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| Thanks for sharing! very funny......... |
05-14-2008, 02:18 PM | #9 |
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| That's funny, thanks for the laugh!
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05-14-2008, 02:33 PM | #10 |
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| Rofl, thanks for posting this! |
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