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09-18-2006, 07:36 PM | #1 |
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| How To Photograph Your Puppy How To Photograph Your Puppy -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Remove film from box and load camera. 2. Remove film box from puppy's month and throw in trash. 3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle. 4. Choose a suitable background for photo. 5. Mount camera on tripod, check flash and focus. 6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth. 7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera. 8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees. 9. Focus with one hand while fending off puppy with other hand. 10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens. 11. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose. 12. Put magazines back on coffee table. 13. Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head. 14. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage. 15. Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say, "No, no outside!" 16. Call spouse to help clean up the mess. 17. Fix a drink. 18. Sit back in chair, put your feet up, sip your drink and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning.
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09-18-2006, 07:40 PM | #2 |
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| Thats what I needed today.....Thanks girl.....
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09-18-2006, 07:41 PM | #3 |
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| LOL...FOR A MIN I THOUGHT U WERE SERIOUS...BUT THAT WAS CUTE
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09-18-2006, 07:42 PM | #4 |
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| oh guish, if i could actually photograph mine I sure would share it. LOL this pretty much describes my sessions.
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09-18-2006, 07:44 PM | #5 |
Dogs Rule Cats Drool! Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Tennessee
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| Mine too today!!!
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09-18-2006, 09:01 PM | #6 |
Donating YT 30K Club Member | How true
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09-19-2006, 04:00 AM | #7 |
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| LOL! Cute.
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09-19-2006, 04:22 AM | #8 |
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| that was very cute... |
09-19-2006, 05:26 AM | #9 |
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09-19-2006, 06:02 AM | #10 |
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| too funny lol
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09-19-2006, 06:14 AM | #11 |
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| lol... good one .... |
09-24-2006, 12:56 PM | #12 |
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| lol...how funny, but true!
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09-24-2006, 01:03 PM | #13 |
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| That's pretty funny!! Everytime someone compliments a photo of Sissy and says shes such a good model, I reply "thank God for digital photos and the erase button". For every good photo, there are LOTS of ones that get deleted!
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09-24-2006, 04:38 PM | #14 |
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| That's great, it so very true!
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09-24-2006, 05:30 PM | #15 |
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| thats kind of like the "how to give your cat a pill" one......
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