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ldenise · 07-30-2006, 09:54 AM

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged yorkie named Cuddles, along for the company.
One day the yorkie starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost.. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old yorkie thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old yorkie exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old yorkie nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old yorkie sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!
Now, the old yorkie sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old yorkie says.
"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!
Moral of this story....
Don't mess with the old ...age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bull*** and brilliance only come with age and experience.

Jenn218 · 08-08-2006, 11:09 PM

Cute!

DianaB · 08-09-2006, 01:08 PM

That's a cute story!!! Thanks!!

JCarlson2004 · 08-09-2006, 01:12 PM

LOLOL!! I love it!

jnguyen115 · 08-10-2006, 11:02 AM

LOL That is just soooo cute and true!!! Definitely brightened up my day!

Mitzis Mom · 08-10-2006, 12:13 PM

That had to be a Yorkie! Thanks for the story!

baby03 · 08-10-2006, 12:41 PM

Too cute!! I enjoyed that thanks!!

chattiesmom · 08-10-2006, 01:24 PM

Thank you for the GREAT story.

Katys mom · 08-10-2006, 02:21 PM

I like that one!

Amber_lv · 08-10-2006, 02:36 PM

LOL thats so funny!!

Sadie's Mom · 08-10-2006, 05:30 PM

Love it!

YORKIE7 · 08-20-2006, 02:14 PM

Lol thats really funny story with a great moral at the end

bettyeanne · 08-21-2006, 02:38 AM

Denise!! That's hysterical .... thanks, I needed a good laugh!! And I loved the moral.

JESSY_RN2B · 09-03-2006, 05:34 PM

How cute!

Marcellacml · 09-25-2006, 11:02 AM

aww lol you had me scared for the poor little yorkie

07-30-2006, 09:54 AM	#1
ldenise YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Rancho Viejo, Tx Posts: 2,684	A Funny Story! A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged yorkie named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the yorkie starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost.. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old yorkie thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old yorkie exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?" Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old yorkie nearly had me!" Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old yorkie sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine! Now, the old yorkie sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old yorkie says. "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard! Moral of this story.... Don't mess with the old ...age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bull*** and brilliance only come with age and experience. __________________ Buckeye, Ahia, Tressie, Archie & LDenise Dogs are really people with short legs in fur coats

08-08-2006, 11:09 PM	#2
Jenn218 Mojo, LilyGrace & Me Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: OZ Posts: 16,473	Cute! __________________ JennMom to Katelyn Mojo LilyGrace Sophie LukeRusty Mojo's Pia

08-09-2006, 01:08 PM	#3
DianaB Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Fredonia, KS Posts: 737	That's a cute story!!! Thanks!! __________________ Diana and Reuger Take time to laugh. It is the music of the soul.

08-09-2006, 01:12 PM	#4
JCarlson2004 Mommy To 3 Poochies Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: New York Posts: 8,108	LOLOL!! I love it! __________________ Mommy Loves Codie, Tia & Baby Cali RIP My Precious Katie - I Love You

08-10-2006, 11:02 AM	#5
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08-10-2006, 12:13 PM	#6
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08-10-2006, 12:41 PM	#7
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08-10-2006, 01:24 PM	#8
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08-10-2006, 02:21 PM	#9
Katys mom I love yorkie kisses Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 1,650	I like that one! __________________ www.katybows.com Yorkie Talk members use coupon code YT100 to get your 10% discount! OK Yorkie Rescue - http://okyorkierescue.org

08-10-2006, 02:36 PM	#10
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08-10-2006, 05:30 PM	#11
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08-20-2006, 02:14 PM	#12
YORKIE7 Proud Mama, I Luv My Babies Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: ENGLAND Posts: 1,226	Lol thats really funny story with a great moral at the end __________________ Duke Duchess Darcy

08-21-2006, 02:38 AM	#13
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09-03-2006, 05:34 PM	#14
JESSY_RN2B Owned by 3 furballs Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In my own world..... Posts: 5,896	How cute!

09-25-2006, 11:02 AM	#15
Marcellacml Cosmo, Minnie, and Lillian Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: New York Posts: 3,069	aww lol you had me scared for the poor little yorkie